Cryin' Chucky, Kamaltoe, and Stolen Valor Blumenthal holding presser on impeachment.

[Blaine Sweeter]

They'll all be swearing oaths soon enough.

And Donald will still be impeached.

He's the 1st POTUS to be impeached in his 1st term.

He's no longer #45. He's #3.

He will be the first to be impeached and win a second term. That will show how stupid you people are.

You might be right and that will show how stupid YOU people are.
I predict he will be re-elected, too.
The right has turned a blind eye to Trump's obvious lies and deception.
That's the sheer definition of a corrupt society.
And you assholes let it happen.

 

[Blaine Sweeter]

The real bonus will be in the number of Dimocrap Senators who vote to aquit Trump of any wrong doing.

At most, (they will say) The House should have censured Trump before jumping to impeachment.

I can't wait for one of the Senators to play the video and audio of Biden doing the very thing they accuse Trump of.

Sweet days ahead.

You nitwits believe everything Donald says.

What really happened when Biden forced out Ukraine's top prosecutor
Explainer: Biden, allies pushed out Ukrainian prosecutor because he didn't pursue corruption cases

 

[jknowgood]

They'll all be swearing oaths soon enough.

And Donald will still be impeached.

He's the 1st POTUS to be impeached in his 1st term.

He's no longer #45. He's #3.

He will be the first to be impeached and win a second term. That will show how stupid you people are.

You might be right and that will show how stupid YOU people are.
I predict he will be re-elected, too.
The right has turned a blind eye to Trump's obvious lies and deception.
That's the sheer definition of a corrupt society.
And you assholes let it happen.

The United States is doing great, and you still complain. You people turned a blind eye to Obama and we paid. Luckily Trump has reversed that.

 

[WillowTree]

They'll all be swearing oaths soon enough.

And Donald will still be impeached.

He's the 1st POTUS to be impeached in his 1st term.

He's no longer #45. He's #3.

He will be the first to be impeached and win a second term. That will show how stupid you people are.

You might be right and that will show how stupid YOU people are.
I predict he will be re-elected, too.
The right has turned a blind eye to Trump's obvious lies and deception.
That's the sheer definition of a corrupt society.
And you assholes let it happen.

Clean up in aisle five! Honk honk.

 

[B. Kidd]

The Senate proceedings begin with a bald face lie on its face. The solemn oath that they will be impartial. What a crock of shit.

How impartial has Leningrad Lindsey been?
Moscow Mitch?
Kremlin Kevin?

The Republicans want a trial without witnesses.
WTF kind of trial is that?
Just answer the question.

It's the kind of trial deserving of a Dimm Stalinist House investigation.

If you have any further questions, dial 1-800-EAT SHIT.

 

[Chuz Life]

The real bonus will be in the number of Dimocrap Senators who vote to aquit Trump of any wrong doing.

At most, (they will say) The House should have censured Trump before jumping to impeachment.

I can't wait for one of the Senators to play the video and audio of Biden doing the very thing they accuse Trump of.

Sweet days ahead.

You nitwits believe everything Donald says.

What really happened when Biden forced out Ukraine's top prosecutor
Explainer: Biden, allies pushed out Ukrainian prosecutor because he didn't pursue corruption cases

The Senate will conclude that Trump was doing the same as it is within his discretion to do. (Guard against corruption and make foreign aid conditional towards that end)

Most everbody likes sausage. Even if they can't bear to watch how it is made.