Daily Affirmations

[Wiseacre]

Pissing into the wind merely trades one problem for another.

Moral: a little forethought can be a good idea.

 

[masquerade]

I will be sure to make sure the wife gets off first when whoopee is made.

Showing such chivalry towards your lady. Something to be admired.
Now, if you both could get off at the same time, well that would make your whoopee that much more enjoyable!

 

[masquerade]

I embrace new experiences to promote my spiritual growth.

Good to see you back!

Thanks HG! Good to see you!

 

[Momanohedhunter]

I will be sure to make sure the wife gets off first when whoopee is made.

Showing such chivalry towards your lady. Something to be admired.
Now, if you both could get off at the same time, well that would make your whoopee that much more enjoyable!

That only happens in the woods or public restrooms.

 

[masquerade]

I possess the power and freedom to make all my dreams come true!

 

[masquerade]

I exercise my independence by living my own truths.

 

[masquerade]

In the midst of angry, hate-filled, insult-throwing individuals, I remain calm and centered.

 

[masquerade]

I maintain my sense of inner peace by accepting current situations as being designed for my benefit.

 

[masquerade]

I nurture my inner world with activities that feed my soul and bring me contentment.

 

[masquerade]

I have all the energy I need to accomplish my goals and to fulfill my desires.

 

[masquerade]

Doors of opportunity open for me. I see them clearly and I gracefully walk through them.

 

[masquerade]

My life is filled with promise and excitement.

 

[High_Gravity]

I need to take an exciting vacation somewhere.

 

[masquerade]

H_G ... try it this way.

I am taking an exciting vacation somewhere sometime soon!
I deserve to take an exciting vacation somewhere!
I am finding a way to take an exciting vacation somewhere!

Believe.

 

[High_Gravity]

H_G ... try it this way.

I am taking an exciting vacation somewhere sometime soon!
I deserve to take an exciting vacation somewhere!
I am finding a way to take an exciting vacation somewhere!

Believe.

 

[masquerade]

Acknowledge that all is as it should be in this moment, yet be ever ready for change.

 

[masquerade]

Taking good care of myself strengthens my confidence and empowers me to be the best I can be.

 

[Big Black Dog]

There's something firm in my shorts and I have a firm grip on it's reality...

 

[Ava]

Hatreds never cease by hate, but by love alone; this is an eternal truth. – Shakyamuni

 

[masquerade]

There's something firm in my shorts and I have a firm grip on it's reality...

Proof?