Democrats introduce bill requiring men who jack off to report to police.

[mudwhistle]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Only the stupidest wouldn’t understand that this is a sardonic response to men’s attempt to control women


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So that makes it right?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
When are you fuckers gonna stop protesting and start insisting that your representatives in Congress do their fucking jobs???

 

[Missouri_Mike]

You know what? We should make dildo's illegal. If the broad isn't willing to kill a child after conception there's no reason to let her get a personal release with a fake dick. Do the damn democrat, liberal, feminist thing and get pregnant so you can get an abortion you lazy bitch.

 

[BS Filter]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Only the stupidest wouldn’t understand that this is a sardonic response to men’s attempt to control women


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False narrative. No way can men control Democrat women. They're out of control and gone rogue.

 

[denmark]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Lol, you didn't do anything but read the headline did you.

Dingbat.

That is like Trump. He only reads the first sentence of a brief from his advisors.

 

[BS Filter]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Are you a moron?

Morons read headlines and react before knowing the facts of a matter. You seem to have done this.

I read the article and it says just that. What did you read?

Moron. The congresswoman who “sponsored” the “bill” was making a point. She had no intention of the bill actually being introduced.

Read better.

Yep, Democrats wasting time and taxpayer money again.

 

[denmark]

Apparently some D pols who find baby killing acceptable, think sperm and the fetus are the same thing. They need a crash course in biology.

Reminds me of anti-choice R pols who think embryo and baby is the same thing.

 

[dblack]

The joke is, killing a human being is the same thing as masturbating. No difference.

Nope. The "joke", which is not in the least funny, is that if we're going to declare a woman's reproductive organs public property, why not a man's?

 

[dblack]

You know what? We should make dildo's illegal.

But then you wouldn't be able to post.

 

[sakinago]

Apparently some D pols who find baby killing acceptable, think sperm and the fetus are the same thing. They need a crash course in biology.

It would be an equivalent response if the law made was to make women report after they menstrarte. Is it possible for them to go a day without making a strawman argument?

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Nope. The "joke", which is not in the least funny, is that if we're going to declare a woman's reproductive organs public property, why not a man's?

Mmmmmm.....dunno.....

Maybe because a human life doesn't gestate inside a scrotum ?

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Are you a moron?

Morons read headlines and react before knowing the facts of a matter. You seem to have done this.

I read the article and it says just that. What did you read?

Moron. The congresswoman who “sponsored” the “bill” was making a point. She had no intention of the bill actually being introduced.

Read better.

Why waste taxpayer money with foolishness?

 

[Butch_Coolidge]

They want to tax you for each completion.


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[BasicHumanUnit]

Why waste taxpayer money with foolishness?

But...but.....wouldn't that shut down 80% of the government permanently????

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

They want to tax you for each completion.

Some endings are "happier" than others

"Sliding" tax scale?

 

[talksalot]

Democrats have way too much time on their hands if they can come up with a, "let's make a point bill."
And, it doesn't really make a point.

 

[S.J.]

They want to tax you for each completion.


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Oh, come now.

 

[Hale]

This is a real bill, introduced to the Georgia General Assembly. It shows how Democrats excel at wasting time and money:

HB 604 Law enforcement officers and agencies; certain males to report certain events

List of Certified Idiots who thought this was a joke:

Are you a moron?

Morons read headlines and react before knowing the facts of a matter. You seem to have done this.

Only the stupidest wouldn’t understand that this is a sardonic response to men’s attempt to control women

A sardonic response to murder and infanticide. That's some funny shit right there. If I can't murder a child you can't jack off! And must report when you do to the authorities. Comedy at it's best.

Moron. The congresswoman who “sponsored” the “bill” was making a point. She had no intention of the bill actually being introduced.

Enjoy your crow, morons.

 

[BrokeLoser]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

I’m gonna go out on a limb and bet ‘Dar’shun’ herself has executed a few babies in her womb. That’s how ‘her type’ roll.

 

[Slyhunter]

Here is a clear cut case of truth being stranger than fiction. Really, how can you tell people about this Democrat legislation, have them believe you and not laugh in your face unless you have the proof to back it up? This completely goes far beyond what the fuck! But then, this is the Democrat party for you. It's really shocking and alarming that the Democrats want to stretch (yeah, pun intended) their marxist police state this far.

Dems Introduce Bill Forcing Men to Report to Police When They Masturbate

Sounds like a SNL skit.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

You know what? We should make dildo's illegal.

But then you wouldn't be able to post.

I was referring to a woman's satisfaction device. Not you on the computer having your mom sending a few hundred bucks to pay the jackoff government fee for your weekend of adventure in her basement.