bodecea
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Ya know, I was sitting at home on Thanksgiving thinking to myself, 'What Hollywood / the movies have been missing is a great 'Bear-Rapes-Man' movie...I would pay money in theaters to see that!'
"The new movie 'REVENANT' features a shocking scene of a wild bear raping Leo DiCaprio!"
Link: DRUDGE: DICAPRIO RAPED BY BEAR IN FOX MOVIE
Obviously overcome by his animalistic homosexual other-species affection / attraction and lost for Leonardo DeCaprio, which overpowers his hunger and his instincts to defend himself and his territory, the bear decides to bend DeCaprio over and HUMP rather than EAT his ass.
And we're not talking about a 'wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am! Oh, no! This bear makes DeCaprio his 'sex slave':
"The bear flips Leo over and thrusts and thrusts during the explicit mauling.
"He is raped -- twice!"
Again...
But the BEST part of this story is the RELEASE DATE!
"FOX has given the movie an award-qualifying release on Christmas Day."
What better way to celebrate the Christmas Holiday ... to spend CHRISTMAS DAY ... than paying $12 bucks a pop to see De Caprio get his brains F*ed out TWICE by a bear?!
...time for California ... or at least Hollywood ... to drop into the ocean as a result of a large, over-due earthquake...
Makes me wonder why all of you Conservatives believe this crap so easily.
No, Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t get raped by a bear in that movie
But, again, there was no rape in the sequence whatsoever. Ask anyone who attended DiCaprio and Inarritu’s post-screening Q&A, moderated by Martin Scorsese. When asked about the bear attack sequence, DiCaprio referred to the grizzly as a mother bear, protecting her cubs who were spotted in that particular edge of the forest by our bearded tracker.
STOP bursting their RW sexual fantasies bubble!