Donald and Hillary Are In a Bar

[Weatherman2020]

Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

 

[Wildman]

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. very good!!

she did leave one out, "i am the worlds biggest and best liar"

 

[DGS49]

BERNIE SANDERS DRINKING GAME:

While watching Bernie pontificate, every time me mentions another government give-away, you take a drink of someone else's beer.

 

[Freewill]

Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "

Trump: "No the other one:"


Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

Trump: "No, the other one."


Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

I was going to rate your post funny but then I thought about it.

 

[Freewill]

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. very good!!

she did leave one out, "i am the worlds biggest and best liar"

Actually, she is the worse in my opinion. A psychotic liar that doesn't know how to lie. But it does not matter to the left wing. Because.......................