Every Single Thing This President Has Tried Has Failed

[shart_attack]

The moronic meme of the partisan right, “Obama: always wrong, all the time.”

This post fails as an uninteresting fallacy.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Well, once the Ebola scare goes by (and since Righties appear to have the concentration spans of 1st graders, it won't take as long as we might think), just like Bundy went by, just like Syria went by, next month will be a new "scandal".

I suspect that Obama may wear a shirt or Tie with a color between red and pink, just enough to convince RWNJs that he really IS gay. Or, he may be at a function and FOX will doctor a picture of him "looking" at some young woman's ass (as they already tried once in 2009 - it failed miserably) to try to paint him as a str8 philanderer, because, you know, Righties just can't make up their minds...

lol....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Don Surber sums up the Obama Presidency very succinctly. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail.....



"I am not on the ballot this fall," President Obama told voters in Evanston, Illinois, on Thursday. "Michelle’s pretty happy about that. But make no mistake: these policies are on the ballot. Every single one of them."

Republicans should be shaking in their boots -- with laughter. His presidency is one failure after another.

There was the $787 billion stimulus.

On January 10, 2009, the New York Times reported: "One day after the nation’s unemployment rate was reported to be at a 16-year high, President-elect Barack Obama on Saturday again raised the estimate of how many jobs would result from his economic recovery plan, saying it would create or save three million to four million, nearly 90 percent of them in the private sector."

And the report later said: "Without an economic recovery plan, the report warned, the unemployment rate could hit 9 percent, up from 7.2 percent now. If the plan is adopted, unemployment is still expected to rise but then fall late this year."

Unemployment topped 10% within months of passage of this boondoggle that enriched Obama's pals and political cronies. I rank that Three Fails.

There was his Cash for Clunkers program.

It clunked: "Researchers at Texas A and M, in a recently released report, measured the impact of Cash for Clunkers on sales and found the program actually decreased industry revenue by $3 billion over a nine-to-11-month period. Meanwhile, the "stimulus" also cost taxpayers $3 billion."

Three More Fails although if I did it by the billion, the stimulus would get 787.

(snip)

Obamacare.
You can keep your doctor. Period.
One Joe Wilson.

You lie!
You can keep your plan. Period.
Another Joe Wilson.

You lie!

The average family will save $2,500.
One more Joe Wilson.

You lie! All in all, as most Americans now want this damned thing repealed, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is the largest political disaster in the nation since Prohibition.

Four Fails.

Then there was the execution of Osama bin Laden. A great moment in American history.

That President Obama somehow managed to screw up.

How? By identifying his killers. Within three months, most of them were killed. Loose lips still sink ships.

Another Fail.

On October 21, 2011, President Obama announced the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Iraq: "After nearly 9 years, America's war in Iraq will be over."

Troops remain in Germany, Italy and Japan nearly 70 years after we defeated them in World War II.

But not Iraq.

Five Fails.

Every single thing this president has tried or promised has failed. The economy? Fail. Transparency in government? Fail. Easing racial tension? Fail. Ending war? Fail. Winning Afghanistan? Fail.

Hell, he could not even pull off the Beer Summit between Professor Gates and the white cop. It ended with no one conceding anything.

The only two things he got right in nearly 6 years is his 2009 NCAA bracket and killing that fly on TV.

The Democratic plan was simple: Hide behind the black guy, pass a bunch of socialist crapola and wait for the crowd to applaud. Anyone who doesn't like it will be branded a racist.

There was just one problem with the Democratic Party programs: They didn't work.

I hope to hell the election is referendum on this president's policies because not one has worked. Not one.

Don Surber Every single thing this president has tried has failed​

Yet, conservatives were unable to convince a majority of Americans to vote for the Republican candidate in 2012.

Yepp.

Obama 51.01%
Romney 47.15%
margin: Obama +3.86%

EC: 332-206.

Obama is only one of three presidents in over 100 years to be elected not just once, but twice with over 51% of the vote. FDR, Eisenhower and Obama.

Not Nixon, not Reagan and not Bill Clinton. Now Hillary, I think she will easily go over 55% both times.

 

[Mojo2]

Righties really do love to rewrite history. Really, they do.
Many Righties are simply congenital liars. With them, it's pathological.

In May, 2011, on the order of our President, Barack Obama, the Navy Seals took that bastard out.

Righties are simply butthurt (as always) because it did not happen on Bush 43's watch.

Only Lefties care about such childish pettiness.

 

[Mojo2]

Obama prevented two national disasters.

1. A McCain presidency

2. A Romney presidency

Too bad he wasn't in the room where you were conceived.

He could have prevented a minor, inconsequential disaster, as well.

 

[EconChick]

Don Surber sums up the Obama Presidency very succinctly. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail.....



"I am not on the ballot this fall," President Obama told voters in Evanston, Illinois, on Thursday. "Michelle’s pretty happy about that. But make no mistake: these policies are on the ballot. Every single one of them."

Republicans should be shaking in their boots -- with laughter. His presidency is one failure after another.

There was the $787 billion stimulus.

On January 10, 2009, the New York Times reported: "One day after the nation’s unemployment rate was reported to be at a 16-year high, President-elect Barack Obama on Saturday again raised the estimate of how many jobs would result from his economic recovery plan, saying it would create or save three million to four million, nearly 90 percent of them in the private sector."

And the report later said: "Without an economic recovery plan, the report warned, the unemployment rate could hit 9 percent, up from 7.2 percent now. If the plan is adopted, unemployment is still expected to rise but then fall late this year."

Unemployment topped 10% within months of passage of this boondoggle that enriched Obama's pals and political cronies. I rank that Three Fails.

There was his Cash for Clunkers program.

It clunked: "Researchers at Texas A and M, in a recently released report, measured the impact of Cash for Clunkers on sales and found the program actually decreased industry revenue by $3 billion over a nine-to-11-month period. Meanwhile, the "stimulus" also cost taxpayers $3 billion."

Three More Fails although if I did it by the billion, the stimulus would get 787.

(snip)

Obamacare.
You can keep your doctor. Period.
One Joe Wilson.

You lie!
You can keep your plan. Period.
Another Joe Wilson.

You lie!

The average family will save $2,500.
One more Joe Wilson.

You lie! All in all, as most Americans now want this damned thing repealed, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is the largest political disaster in the nation since Prohibition.

Four Fails.

Then there was the execution of Osama bin Laden. A great moment in American history.

That President Obama somehow managed to screw up.

How? By identifying his killers. Within three months, most of them were killed. Loose lips still sink ships.

Another Fail.

On October 21, 2011, President Obama announced the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Iraq: "After nearly 9 years, America's war in Iraq will be over."

Troops remain in Germany, Italy and Japan nearly 70 years after we defeated them in World War II.

But not Iraq.

Five Fails.

Every single thing this president has tried or promised has failed. The economy? Fail. Transparency in government? Fail. Easing racial tension? Fail. Ending war? Fail. Winning Afghanistan? Fail.

Hell, he could not even pull off the Beer Summit between Professor Gates and the white cop. It ended with no one conceding anything.

The only two things he got right in nearly 6 years is his 2009 NCAA bracket and killing that fly on TV.

The Democratic plan was simple: Hide behind the black guy, pass a bunch of socialist crapola and wait for the crowd to applaud. Anyone who doesn't like it will be branded a racist.

There was just one problem with the Democratic Party programs: They didn't work.

I hope to hell the election is referendum on this president's policies because not one has worked. Not one.

Don Surber Every single thing this president has tried has failed​

Certainly everything in my areas of expertise...foreign policy and economics. And no, the lying LIbs who claim falling Labor Partic Rates are unimportant are dumber than Jonesy.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Weak sauce. I graciously accept your concession, mojo man.

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

Don Surber sums up the Obama Presidency very succinctly. Fail Fail Fail Fail Fail.....



"I am not on the ballot this fall," President Obama told voters in Evanston, Illinois, on Thursday. "Michelle’s pretty happy about that. But make no mistake: these policies are on the ballot. Every single one of them."

Republicans should be shaking in their boots -- with laughter. His presidency is one failure after another.

There was the $787 billion stimulus.

On January 10, 2009, the New York Times reported: "One day after the nation’s unemployment rate was reported to be at a 16-year high, President-elect Barack Obama on Saturday again raised the estimate of how many jobs would result from his economic recovery plan, saying it would create or save three million to four million, nearly 90 percent of them in the private sector."

And the report later said: "Without an economic recovery plan, the report warned, the unemployment rate could hit 9 percent, up from 7.2 percent now. If the plan is adopted, unemployment is still expected to rise but then fall late this year."

Unemployment topped 10% within months of passage of this boondoggle that enriched Obama's pals and political cronies. I rank that Three Fails.

There was his Cash for Clunkers program.

It clunked: "Researchers at Texas A and M, in a recently released report, measured the impact of Cash for Clunkers on sales and found the program actually decreased industry revenue by $3 billion over a nine-to-11-month period. Meanwhile, the "stimulus" also cost taxpayers $3 billion."

Three More Fails although if I did it by the billion, the stimulus would get 787.

(snip)

Obamacare.
You can keep your doctor. Period.
One Joe Wilson.

You lie!
You can keep your plan. Period.
Another Joe Wilson.

You lie!

The average family will save $2,500.
One more Joe Wilson.

You lie! All in all, as most Americans now want this damned thing repealed, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is the largest political disaster in the nation since Prohibition.

Four Fails.

Then there was the execution of Osama bin Laden. A great moment in American history.

That President Obama somehow managed to screw up.

How? By identifying his killers. Within three months, most of them were killed. Loose lips still sink ships.

Another Fail.

On October 21, 2011, President Obama announced the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Iraq: "After nearly 9 years, America's war in Iraq will be over."

Troops remain in Germany, Italy and Japan nearly 70 years after we defeated them in World War II.

But not Iraq.

Five Fails.

Every single thing this president has tried or promised has failed. The economy? Fail. Transparency in government? Fail. Easing racial tension? Fail. Ending war? Fail. Winning Afghanistan? Fail.

Hell, he could not even pull off the Beer Summit between Professor Gates and the white cop. It ended with no one conceding anything.

The only two things he got right in nearly 6 years is his 2009 NCAA bracket and killing that fly on TV.

The Democratic plan was simple: Hide behind the black guy, pass a bunch of socialist crapola and wait for the crowd to applaud. Anyone who doesn't like it will be branded a racist.

There was just one problem with the Democratic Party programs: They didn't work.

I hope to hell the election is referendum on this president's policies because not one has worked. Not one.

Don Surber Every single thing this president has tried has failed​

Yet, conservatives were unable to convince a majority of Americans to vote for the Republican candidate in 2012.

Yepp.

Obama 51.01%
Romney 47.15%
margin: Obama +3.86%

EC: 332-206.

Obama is only one of three presidents in over 100 years to be elected not just once, but twice with over 51% of the vote. FDR, Eisenhower and Obama.

Not Nixon, not Reagan and not Bill Clinton. Now Hillary, I think she will easily go over 55% both times.

You know, when nearly 100% of a certain demographic who are FAR worse off after 4 years of that candidate being in office than they were before he took office reelect that candidate hat doesn't say much for the candidate, but it says plenty about that demographic.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Obama prevented two national disasters.

1. A McCain presidency

2. A Romney presidency

Too bad he wasn't in the room where you were conceived.

He could have prevented a minor, inconsequential disaster, as well.

Childish, and petty. Good work.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Obama prevented two national disasters.

1. A McCain presidency

2. A Romney presidency

Too bad he wasn't in the room where you were conceived.

He could have prevented a minor, inconsequential disaster, as well.

Ahhh, vintage RWNJ butthurt of the finest degree - wishing that someone had not even ever existed.

How truly poor in soul and spirit.

Have you considered anger therapy?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Bitch is an expert. Says Obama has failed at every thing having to do with the economy and foreign policy. Bitch is an expert.

 

[shart_attack]

Weak sauce. I graciously accept your concession, mojo man.

Says the patron saint of "weak sauce".

 

[HenryBHough]

That Obama has failed at everything He has tried is a tribute to His consistency.

Can't we join in celebrating that?

 

[NYcarbineer]

Of course the RWnuts are going to claim that Obama is a failure, I mean, think about it,

how long did take to convince them that he wasn't born in Kenya?

 

[Mojo2]

Well, once the Ebola scare goes by (and since Righties appear to have the concentration spans of 1st graders, it won't take as long as we might think), just like Bundy went by, just like Syria went by, next month will be a new "scandal".

I suspect that Obama may wear a shirt or Tie with a color between red and pink, just enough to convince RWNJs that he really IS gay. Or, he may be at a function and FOX will doctor a picture of him "looking" at some young woman's ass (as they already tried once in 2009 - it failed miserably) to try to paint him as a str8 philanderer, because, you know, Righties just can't make up their minds...

lol....

Oh, Obama is a tricky 'dick.' Didn't you know? After he does you in the ass he puts it to the man he lives with in the WH.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Well, once the Ebola scare goes by (and since Righties appear to have the concentration spans of 1st graders, it won't take as long as we might think), just like Bundy went by, just like Syria went by, next month will be a new "scandal".

I suspect that Obama may wear a shirt or Tie with a color between red and pink, just enough to convince RWNJs that he really IS gay. Or, he may be at a function and FOX will doctor a picture of him "looking" at some young woman's ass (as they already tried once in 2009 - it failed miserably) to try to paint him as a str8 philanderer, because, you know, Righties just can't make up their minds...

lol....

Oh, Obama is a tricky 'dick.' Didn't you know? After he does you in the ass he puts it to the man he lives with in the WH.

OMG, you actually believe that horseshit?

Oh, Lord, I cannot stop laughing now.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Don Surber sums up the Obama Presidency very succinctly.

Did you really need Don Surber, whoever the fuck that is, to come up that much stupidity? You couldn't come up with that much stupidity on your own?

You need help with stupidity? How stupid does that make you?

 

[Mojo2]

Of course the RWnuts are going to claim that Obama is a failure, I mean, think about it,

how long did take to convince them that he wasn't born in Kenya?

A lot less time than it's taking you to face facts.

The man is a Treasonous, Kenyan, Marxist, Muslim, Bisexual, Lying, Incompetent, Boob.

And tsk.

Looks like YOU are STILL denying what everyone has agreed on! Barry Obama is a total complete failure as a POTUS and as an American and as a Heterosexual Black Man!

Now dwell on that and STFU.

 

[Mojo2]

Well, once the Ebola scare goes by (and since Righties appear to have the concentration spans of 1st graders, it won't take as long as we might think), just like Bundy went by, just like Syria went by, next month will be a new "scandal".

I suspect that Obama may wear a shirt or Tie with a color between red and pink, just enough to convince RWNJs that he really IS gay. Or, he may be at a function and FOX will doctor a picture of him "looking" at some young woman's ass (as they already tried once in 2009 - it failed miserably) to try to paint him as a str8 philanderer, because, you know, Righties just can't make up their minds...

lol....

Oh, Obama is a tricky 'dick.' Didn't you know? After he does you in the ass he puts it to the man he lives with in the WH.

OMG, you actually believe that horseshit?

Oh, Lord, I cannot stop laughing now.

I'm laughing because it MAY not be true but you HAVE to take it seriously because you know how much he loves ANUS.

And you can't afford NOT to give him the benefit of the DICK!

LOLOL

 

[Mojo2]

Don Surber sums up the Obama Presidency very succinctly.

Did you really need Don Surber, whoever the fuck that is, to come up that much stupidity? You couldn't come up with that much stupidity on your own?

You need help with stupidity? How stupid does that make you?

Oh, so you admit that Obama is stupid and his actions are stupidity!

Good. You are finally ready to stop being the flunkie they keep around to belittle and make fun of and count on to utter some generally negative phrases against Conservatives, like a parrot, every few seconds.

"You need help with stupidity. You need help with stupidity.' Sqawwk *whistle*

Fucking punk ass.