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Top 10 Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification
10. Dialing 911.
9. Installing speed bumps to slow down Panzers.
8. Cutting bedsheets into convenient easy-to-wave white rectangles.
7. Watching twice as many Jerry Lewis movies just to keep their
spirits up.
6. Stockpiling Blistex so they can kiss plenty of German butt.
5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
4. Going a really, really long time without bathing.
3. Suddenly acting all chummy with Chuck Norris.
2. Practicing running backwards and blowing kisses.
1. Developing top secret stealth cheese.
And they both spoke in English..
?And they both spoke in English..
What do you have when you have 1 Frenchman, 1 Germanman and 1 Englishman to all sit together at 1 table?
Tension.
The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English .. huh? The english? Wait.. The German, The French and The English..
Yes.. and they spoke in English.. of course.. why wouldn't they?
Why do the Europeans never speak english when there are no english persons around? Because there is no english around..
Okay but on with the joke...
The German looks at the French who looks back to the German while the English-man looks to the French..
tension #1
After this the German starts talking.. The German finishes..
The French starts talking.. The French finishes..
The English starts talking.. The English finishes...
They all look at each other and places their votes into the box that was in the middle of the table...
shake shake shake..
the first piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.
the second piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German
the third piece of paper is drawn, opened, it reads, German.
They all get up from the table and head to the door.
The German being the last one out smirks and is proud to be the Whitest one. Or Anglo.. and Saxon, maybe?
Angleterre meaning England in French probably comes from Anglo somehow..