Dem: My car battery is dead.
Mechanic: No prob. Although it will not hold a charge for longer than 2 hours, I'll just recharge it. And you as well. That will be $150 bucks please.
Dem: COOL!
Dem: hands over the moola.
Mechanic: laughing. Goes to bank.
Dem: Hi! Back again for another recharge! Here is your $150.
Mechanic: Inflation. $175 now.
Dem: I am SOOO thankful for you and your battery charger! Here is the extra $25.
Mechanic: Sneering and chuckling, heads to bank.
Dem: I'M BACK! Charge 'er back up again!
Mechanic: Why not just buy another battery?
Dem: Why when I have YOU fixing it for me for a whole 2 hours!
Mechanic: Thrilled he has a dem customer.
Mechanic: No prob. Although it will not hold a charge for longer than 2 hours, I'll just recharge it. And you as well. That will be $150 bucks please.
Dem: COOL!
Dem: hands over the moola.
Mechanic: laughing. Goes to bank.
Dem: Hi! Back again for another recharge! Here is your $150.
Mechanic: Inflation. $175 now.
Dem: I am SOOO thankful for you and your battery charger! Here is the extra $25.
Mechanic: Sneering and chuckling, heads to bank.
Dem: I'M BACK! Charge 'er back up again!
Mechanic: Why not just buy another battery?
Dem: Why when I have YOU fixing it for me for a whole 2 hours!
Mechanic: Thrilled he has a dem customer.