Have you heard the left attempt to say Jesus IS a socialist?

[Zorro!]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

 

[Votto]

 

[sparky]

~S~

 

[evenflow1969]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

What type of governement was Rome?

 

[Votto]

Not quite sure why Jesus matters to some of our USMB conservatives.

Seems like Jesus is only relevant to you or the media when Christianity Today writes a piece saying Trump should be impeached. Then all of a sudden Jesus matters.

Funny that.

 

[B. Kidd]

Yeah, I'm sure no expert on the Bible (I leave that to Trump and our USMB Trumpsters, of course), but something tells me he'd be repulsed by our politics, and in particular the behaviors of our wingers.

As I understand it, he wasn't big on lying, hypocrisy, distortion and general bullshit. But that's just what I've heard.


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Mac, as a non-committed observer stuck in a 2-Party system; you still are irredeemable.

 

[Mac1958]

Not quite sure why Jesus matters to some of our USMB conservatives.

Seems like Jesus is only relevant to you or the media when Christianity Today writes a piece saying Trump should be impeached. Then all of a sudden Jesus matters.

Funny that.

Yes it would be funny, if I wanted him impeached.

Anything else?
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[g5000]

SURFER DUDE JESUS

I LOVE THIS ONE
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I really love Jesus BUT....he probably did not have veneers

I'm just saying

Jesus didn't need veneers. There was no refined sugar in his diet. And he didn't smoke.

 

[Mac1958]

Yeah, I'm sure no expert on the Bible (I leave that to Trump and our USMB Trumpsters, of course), but something tells me he'd be repulsed by our politics, and in particular the behaviors of our wingers.

As I understand it, he wasn't big on lying, hypocrisy, distortion and general bullshit. But that's just what I've heard.


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Mac, as a non-committed observer stuck in a 2-Party system; you still are irredeemable.

I'm definitely committed against the lies, hypocrisies and behaviors of our nutters. I wrestle with 'em every day here. Since they come from both ends, I'm never bored.

I don't know how you don't see that, but I'll get over it.
.

 

[B. Kidd]

Yeah, I'm sure no expert on the Bible (I leave that to Trump and our USMB Trumpsters, of course), but something tells me he'd be repulsed by our politics, and in particular the behaviors of our wingers.

As I understand it, he wasn't big on lying, hypocrisy, distortion and general bullshit. But that's just what I've heard.


.

Mac, as a non-committed observer stuck in a 2-Party system; you still are irredeemable.

I'm definitely committed against the lies, hypocrisies and behaviors of our nutters. I wrestle with 'em every day here. Since they come from both ends, I'm never bored.

I don't know how you don't see that, but I'll get over it.
.

Please post from Perdition when you reach it.
Thanx.

 

[g5000]

Blue Jesus: I want you to listen to me. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Magdalene...

Red Jesus: I have a wide stance!




Blue Jesus: We have to pass the Law so we can find out what's in it.

Red Jesus: I will not heal you, blind man, until you show me some ID.



Blue Jesus: I have a pen and a direct phone line to my Father, and I am not afraid to use them.

Red Jesus: Muslims suck, and I'm pretty sure Doubting Thomas is a fag!



Blue Jesus: I invented cocaine as a way of telling you that you make too much money.

Red Jesus: Look at these hands! Look at these feet! I know more than anyone what torture is, and waterboarding is not torture.



Blue Jesus wears a WWOD (What Would Obama Do?) bracelet.



Red Jesus: And a Canaanite woman from that region came out and began to cry out, saying, "Have mercy on me, Lord, Son of David; my daughter is cruelly demon-possessed." But He did not answer her a word. And His disciples came and implored Him, saying, "Send her away, because she keeps shouting at us." But He answered and said, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel."

Moral of the story: Red Jesus would support building a wall to keep out aliens so they don't suck up holy resources.



Blue Jesus: And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all who sold and bought in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money-changers and the seats of those who sold pigeons. And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple, and he healed them.

Moral of the story: Blue Jesus hates profit, and believes health care should be free.

 

[evenflow1969]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

My sin (our sin) crucifies Christ. Period.

Guess the wise old owl just does not know his ass from the grand canyon!What a suprise! Not!

 

[Theowl32]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

No...

Not any government, not any principality, and no entity.

My sin.

Period.

 

[Zorro!]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

What type of governement was Rome?

Make your point.

 

[evenflow1969]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

No...

Not any government, not any principality, and no entity.

My sin.

Period.

How about that one move check mate and the owl surrenders. You know they call a four move check mate fools mate. What does that make you"?:

 

[evenflow1969]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

What type of governement was Rome?

Make your point.

Seems you already know what it is! Or you would have continues to follow down a hole! The point is much more effective when it is realized byt the person recieving it by letting thejm figure it out for them self. Have fun recounsiling this info with your beliefs.

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[Zorro!]

Yeah, I'm sure no expert on the Bible (I leave that to Trump and our USMB Trumpsters, of course), but something tells me he'd be repulsed by our politics, and in particular the behaviors of our wingers.

As I understand it, he wasn't big on lying, hypocrisy, distortion and general bullshit. But that's just what I've heard.


.

Mac, as a non-committed observer stuck in a 2-Party system; you still are irredeemable.

I'm definitely committed against the lies, hypocrisies and behaviors of our nutters. I wrestle with 'em every day here. Since they come from both ends, I'm never bored.

I don't know how you don't see that, but I'll get over it.
.

Please post from Perdition when you reach it.
Thanx.

Watching The View gets you credit for time served in purgatory.

 

[Zorro!]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

No...

Not any government, not any principality, and no entity.

My sin.

Period.

Yes, it was a free act of God's will, but, the government that carried it out was the Romans.

 

[evenflow1969]

Yes, I have seen the left wing losers claim that. I am sure you have too.

Here is a question for you and your knowlege of religion. What governemnt executed jesus?

Romans.

No...

Not any government, not any principality, and no entity.

My sin.

Period.

Yes, it was a free act of God's will, but, the government that carried it out was the Romans.

So christ did not preach against the romans huh? LOL. Writing it up as gods will just erases all mistakes right? So the romans and judas are completely innocent huh! I just rape and kill your wife and inslave your son, I am innocent because it was gods will right? Might as well close all the prisons we would save a shit load of money! I know why we never see any good comidies at the movies these days people likke you are so funny they are not needed any more!