I am getting minor surgery in 4 weeks

[Cellblock2429]

What time is best ??

/——/ 6:47 am EST

 

[Likkmee]

Probably around 10 AM.

Noop. Almost time for lunch

 

[Muhammed]

Noop. Almost time for lunch

Good point.

Maybe around 9 AM.

If it is too close to lunchtime and your surgeon holding a scalpel is too hungry... they might cut out your kidney or liver and eat it.

Cause of death: Natural cause.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Good point.

Maybe around 9 AM.

If it is too close to lunchtime and your surgeon holding a scalpel is too hungry... they might cut out your liver and eat it.

Cause of death: Natural cause.

/——/ If you see fave beans and a nice Chianti in the OR, run as fast as you can.

 

[Mr Natural]

Does it matter if it’s Monday or Friday for the surgery

Will the doctor be exhaustive from the weekend on Monday and dread work. ??

Or on Friday will he be thinking about the weekend

Not to worry.

They’ll put you out and if the surgeon fucks up and you don’t make it, you’ll never know.

 

[Yarddog]

I don't think the day of the week matters as much as the time of day.

Of course you want the surgeon to be at the top of their game to lessen the chances of them fucking up the job.

after lunch then?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Reassignment surgery... good for you! Living the authentic you!


Seriously though... there is no such thing as "minor" surgery... I almost lost my wife to "minor" surgery.

I'm with you on that. No such thing as "minor" surgery.

 

[Yarddog]

Both days are in afternoon

flip a quarter and be done with it.

 

[Likkmee]

/——/ If you see fave beans and a nice Chianti in the OR, run as fast as you can.

Or a sugar bowl....with a straw and mirror beside it

 

[Muhammed]

Both days are in afternoon

Reschedule.

 

[Quasar44]

Reschedule.

I only have Monday and Friday

 

[Quasar44]

A back ablation

I only have a meager chance of survival
There is only a 99.999 chance I will be posting after

 

[Muhammed]

I only have Monday and Friday

Reschedule.

 

[Blaster]

The last time I had surgery, it was 7:00 in the morning. I'm a night person and wasn't really awake when the put me under anyway.

Did you have a hangnail removed?

 

[skye]

Don't do it on a full moon Quasar....like somebody else already mentioned lol.

Full moon is no good for surgery days! the bleeding never stops!

 

[Leo123]

Did you have a hangnail removed?

No double hernia operation.

 

[toobfreak]

How do you know what's on his left nipple?

I peeked.

 

[skye]

You have to look at the calendar Quasar....you must if you a a good outcome!

 

[Rodimus]

Does it matter if it’s Monday or Friday for the surgery

Will the doctor be exhaustive from the weekend on Monday and dread work. ??

Or on Friday will he be thinking about the weekend

You are in my prayers Quasar44.

HLN said you want your surgery in the morning of Monday. And you want it to be the very first surgery of the day. That way the surgeon is fresh and rejuvenated from the weekend break. And the surgeon will not be worn out from doing surgeries before yours.

 

[braalian]

Why are you assuming he works Monday-Friday?

The medical field isn’t like working at an office. It isn’t a Monday-Friday job.