I asked for a bud light at my local bar....

[franktjmackey]

I asked for a bud light at my local bar today and the bartender tried to push in my stool.

 

[franktjmackey]

Bud Light will now be marketed in a new category of beer....Queer Beer.

 

[ozro]

I thought you were going to say you asked for a bud lite at the bar and an Indian, a construction worker and a cop came to sit by you.

 

[Hellbilly]

Bud Light will now be marketed in a new category of beer....Queer Beer.

They don’t want shitasses like you to be their customer base.

 

[franktjmackey]

Anheuser Busch has just announced that moving forward Bud Light will now identify as beer.

 

[Lakhota]

 

[franktjmackey]

Dylan Mulvaney just announced a new sponsorship deal! He will represent a group of hospitals that specialize in repairing prolapsed anuses.

 

[miketx]

I asked for a bud light at my local bar today and the bartender tried to push in my stool.

That happen to you a lot?

 

[Lakhota]

Dylan Mulvaney just announced a new sponsorship deal! He will represent a group of hospitals that specialize in repairing prolapsed anuses.

Hmmm, so you're into rectal prolapse? Interesting...

 

[franktjmackey]

That happen to you a lot?

Only when I ask for Butt Lite.

 

[franktjmackey]

Hmmm, so you're into rectal prolapse? Interesting...

Walk me through the connection as you see it, please.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I asked for a bud light at my local bar today and the bartender tried to push in my stool.

Yuengling is the go to oldest beer manufacture of America

 

[franktjmackey]

Yuengling is the go to old beet manufacture of America

Beets are healthy!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Beets are healthy!

Damn auto correct