Middleman
Defender of the month
Not every single social situation is best met with "niceness".
As for Walmarts greeters....I always thought this was a degrading position to put anyone in. "Here's our old lady mascot, say hi!". But I suppose it might not feel degrading to the chick who's doing the work. I try to be patient with all the fakey-ass social grease some businesses require of their employees -- I know it ain't their fault.
But every year as thousands of my fellow citizens wish me a Merry Xmas in the bank, the grocery, the dry cleaners, etc. I unfailingly respond with "I am not a christian. Would you like me to explain why that's offensive?"
Just doing my part for diversity here. I'm "nice" that-a-way.
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Damn Madeline you need a chill pill. I got issues with christmas but i am not about to smack people around for their holidays and beliefs.
I got a question, if suni man or ekerm wish you a happy ramadan are you going to shit all over them?
Are you going to tell jillian to fuck off is she wishes you a happy Hanukkah?
What the hell do you think all of those guys ringing the bells for the salvation army say to you when you put money in their pots? They usually say god bless and merry christmas. Should i shit all over them?
Now if they come up to you thumping a bible, handing out literature and trying to convert you to the flavor of the month, while wishing you a marry christmas you have my permission to blow them the hell out of the water!
She can always respond with a "Happy Festivus!".
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