I have come around--we should BAN these instruments of crime

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Proves his point…

Internet badass

 

[Winston]

No. I have REAL guns so I can stop your pervy peen-snatching ass.

I bet you couldn't shoot your way out of a paper bag.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Oh, the ever so cleaver manhood shaming.

Actually it was slightly funny to get a giggle but still when are you surrendering that thing you call a penis but most women mistaken as a pubic hair?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Internet badass

Yeah, I haven’t made any threat here yet but you of course have…

Need a gun to fight to keep that pubic hair you call a penis…

Who is the internet badass, why you biotch!

 

[miketx]

Everyone is vulnerable to potential assault with these things.

That is why I now support banning penises.

We really need to ban and confiscate these "assault" weapons from everyone.

It's the only way to stop sexual assault.

Let's all cone together and IMMEDIATELY ban "guns"

Just ban the high capacity ones because leftists can go through a high capacity bag full just like that!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Actually it was slightly funny to get a giggle but still when are you surrendering that thing you call a penis but most women mistaken as a pubic hair?

He thought he'd hit puberty until his hair peed down his leg......

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

I bet you couldn't shoot your way out of a paper bag.

With what? My penis.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Just ban the high capacity ones because leftists can go through 30 just like that!

High capacity eh? Ever seen a Peter North video? That is the definition of high capacity.

 

[PinktheFloyd88]

I'm guessing you think that's clever?

Not at all, merely fact.

Same reason you see a bald old guy driving a Porsche. Just classic compensation. Guns and cars.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Yeah, I haven’t made any threat here yet but you of course have…

Need a gun to fight to keep that pubic hair you call a penis…

Who is the internet badass, why you biotch!

More of the same...

 

[Devils_Advocate]

He thought he'd hit puberty until his hair peed down his leg......

Most boys like the Op never hit puberty and just wish they were a man like Peter Pan… Wait… Fine!

 

[B. Kidd]

Cool. Let's start with yours first. What method of removal would you prefer, ripping it off, cutting it off, or tying a cord around it and cutting off the blood flow so it just falls off? (Although, in your case, cord might not be required, thread might be sufficient.)

Funny to read this coming from you, swabbie!!

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

High capacity eh? Ever seen a Peter North video? That is the definition of high capacity.

And long range.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

More of the same...

More of the same of what Barney Fife?

Need a gun to be a man… Macho Man… I always believed boys like you live that type of life because of your moments of Gay thoughts, so you have to act like something that isn’t really needed…

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

More of the same of what Barney Fife?

Need a gun to be a man… Macho Man… I always believed boys like you live that type of life because of your moments of Gay thoughts, so you have to act like something that isn’t really needed…

Look man, we're having fun in this thread. If you want to be a stick in the mud twat maybe you should go elsewhere.

 

[Winston]

With what? My penis.

Why not, I know I could blast through a paper bag with mine. People have always said, my sperm could melt steel. With six kids, it comes with the territory.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Look man, we're having fun in this thread. If you want to be a stick in the mud twat maybe you should go elsewhere.

Who are you?

This is fun?

You stated you would shoot people to protect your penis that you want to remove from someone else?

Am I hurting your feelings?

Wow, what a real man you are little boy…

So tell the board how you will ban my penis and how you will get it off of me?

Using your gun like a Macho man?

Are your feelings getting hurt child?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Who are you?

This is fun?

You stated you would shoot people to protect your penis that you want to remove from someone else?

Am I hurting your feelings?

Wow, what a real man you are little boy…

So tell the board how you will ban my penis and how you will get it off of me?

Using your gun like a Mach man?

Are your feelings getting hurt child?

*click*

 

[Devils_Advocate]

*click*

Poor OP writes something stupid and get his panties in a twist…

 

[deannalw]

Everyone is vulnerable to potential assault with these things.

That is why I now support banning penises.

We really need to ban and confiscate these "assault" weapons from everyone.

It's the only way to stop sexual assault.

Let's all cone together and IMMEDIATELY ban "guns"

We're halfway there- libs have already shed their dicks