Idiot minnesota farmer builds 50 foot snowman

[jon_berzerk]

Occasionally, some one does something original that attracts attention.


It may attract the attention of a small spattering of morons on message boards. It also may attract the attention of a large spattering of creative folk with access to John Deere tractors and a desire to build something better.

Look for a contest to start which will end up with a snow man the size of the Empire State building.

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when i was a kid my dad (bless his soul) used to

make Lincoln monuments giant igloos the pyramids and such

out of the snow

 

[jon_berzerk]

It's not about the fucking snowman. It's about how the snowman came to be, and the government that enabled it.

You think that fucker shoveled the snow by hand?

His tractors are being depreciated, his fuel is being expensed, his carbon output is being forgiven. The farmer gives it to us, up the motherfucking ass, and we thank him in the process.

God made a motherfucking farmer.

Fuck that idiotic piece of monstrosity. And FUCK the motherfucking American farmer.

Up his motherfucking ass.

from what i gathered this guy is supposed to be an organic farmer

notice all the greenhouses in the back

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

sounds like a lot of folks got involved

 

[percysunshine]

Occasionally, some one does something original that attracts attention.


It may attract the attention of a small spattering of morons on message boards. It also may attract the attention of a large spattering of creative folk with access to John Deere tractors and a desire to build something better.

Look for a contest to start which will end up with a snow man the size of the Empire State building.

.

when i was a kid my dad (bless his soul) used to

make Lincoln monuments giant igloos the pyramids and such

out of the snow

Cool. That is creativity.

 

[Mr. H.]

from what i gathered this guy is supposed to be an organic farmer

notice all the greenhouses in the back

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

sounds like a lot of folks got involved

Da fuck?

 

[Againsheila]

Is this what they do with those farm subsidy checks.? This is stupid.

Farmer spends two months building 50-foot SNOWMAN | Mail Online


A Minnesota farmer turned the snow that was ruining his greenhouses this winter into a spectacular 50-foot snowman that is now attracting national media attention and visitors from miles around.
Greg Novak knew he had to clean up the nuisance snow, but he also thought it would be a great way to perk up his Gilman community deep in the winter doldrums.
Hundreds of hours and about five weeks later, people began flocking to Novak's farm as news of his impressive creation filled up newsfeeds, inboxes and social media across the web.

Chances are he doesn't get a dime in subsidies, those go to the big agricultural farms. Besides he had to get the snow off of his greenhouses, what else was he going to do with it?

 

[Againsheila]

That's a cool looking snowman.

It's not about the fucking snowman. It's about how the snowman came to be, and the government that enabled it.

You think that fucker shoveled the snow by hand?

His tractors are being depreciated, his fuel is being expensed, his carbon output is being forgiven. The farmer gives it to us, up the motherfucking ass, and we thank him in the process.

God made a motherfucking farmer.

Fuck that idiotic piece of monstrosity. And FUCK the motherfucking American farmer.

Up his motherfucking ass.

Who peed in your coffee?

 

[jon_berzerk]

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

sounds like a lot of folks got involved

Da fuck?

Benton County doesnt get much in the way of subsidies

compared to counties like Freeborn

 

[Mr. H.]

That's a cool looking snowman.

It's not about the fucking snowman. It's about how the snowman came to be, and the government that enabled it.

You think that fucker shoveled the snow by hand?

His tractors are being depreciated, his fuel is being expensed, his carbon output is being forgiven. The farmer gives it to us, up the motherfucking ass, and we thank him in the process.

God made a motherfucking farmer.

Fuck that idiotic piece of monstrosity. And FUCK the motherfucking American farmer.

Up his motherfucking ass.

Who peed in your coffee?

Farmers have pissed in the coffee of America for generations.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Hey stupid..................you can't do any farming in the middle of winter with a bunch of snow on the ground.

What do you have against farmers anyway?

Me personally? I think this is a cool way to spend your downtime, and get a little publicity in the bargain.

..you can't do any farming in the middle of winter with a bunch of snow on the ground

actually you can but it is limited to livestock production

--LOL

Actually, livestock production is known as RANCHING, not farming.

Farming is growing crops, which are plants.

 

[ABikerSailor]

It's not about the fucking snowman. It's about how the snowman came to be, and the government that enabled it.

You think that fucker shoveled the snow by hand?

His tractors are being depreciated, his fuel is being expensed, his carbon output is being forgiven. The farmer gives it to us, up the motherfucking ass, and we thank him in the process.

God made a motherfucking farmer.

Fuck that idiotic piece of monstrosity. And FUCK the motherfucking American farmer.

Up his motherfucking ass.

from what i gathered this guy is supposed to be an organic farmer

notice all the greenhouses in the back

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

Hey................the dude had to clear the snow away from his greenhouses anyway.

Why do you care how he piled up the snow he had to clear ANYWAY?

 

[Gracie]

Hey stupid..................you can't do any farming in the middle of winter with a bunch of snow on the ground.

What do you have against farmers anyway?

Me personally? I think this is a cool way to spend your downtime, and get a little publicity in the bargain.

This ^^

 

[jon_berzerk]

farm·ing
ˈfärmiNG/Submit
noun
1.
the activity or business of growing crops and raising livestock.
synonyms: agriculture, cultivation, ranching, land management, farm management; More

 

[Statistikhengst]

Is this what they do with those farm subsidy checks.? This is stupid.

Farmer spends two months building 50-foot SNOWMAN | Mail Online


A Minnesota farmer turned the snow that was ruining his greenhouses this winter into a spectacular 50-foot snowman that is now attracting national media attention and visitors from miles around.
Greg Novak knew he had to clean up the nuisance snow, but he also thought it would be a great way to perk up his Gilman community deep in the winter doldrums.
Hundreds of hours and about five weeks later, people began flocking to Novak's farm as news of his impressive creation filled up newsfeeds, inboxes and social media across the web.

Do you have proof that he is receiving a subsidy check? And do you have proof that he used said check to build said snowman?
And does that even make a difference in the winter when the land cannot be farmed, anyway?

If you can't prove this, then feel free to stick said OP up somewhere where no snow goes.

 

[Statistikhengst]

This thread probably also explains how a member can be here for closing in on 2 years, post over 5,800 times and yet, have only 166 in rep. The numbers speak for themselves. And they say:

TROLL.

 

[aaronleland]

I think Mr. H needs a hug. A big snowman hug.

 

[aaronleland]

This thread probably also explains how a member can be here for closing in on 2 years, post over 5,800 times and yet, have only 166 in rep. The numbers speak for themselves. And they say:

TROLL.

The fact that ShootSpeeders has any rep says a lot about some posters on this board.

 

[Toro]

It's an evil librul snowman.

It's going to come alive and KILL ALL THE CONSERVATIVES!

Or at least the dumb ones.

 

[Mr. H.]

from what i gathered this guy is supposed to be an organic farmer

notice all the greenhouses in the back

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

Hey................the dude had to clear the snow away from his greenhouses anyway.

Why do you care how he piled up the snow he had to clear ANYWAY?

I don't hate farmers. Well, some of them I do. I just hate the profession.

And thank you for not putting an S at the end of the word anyway.

 

[Againsheila]

Who gives a flying fuck?

Ooooh Mr. Famer make big snowman. Get big internet shit.

Think about the fuel that this asswipe burned, that YOU paid for. Think about the depreciation that he takes on his machinery that he used to make the SNOWMAN.

Pathetic piece of shit fucker. The Farmer. What a low life piece of shit moron.

Hey................the dude had to clear the snow away from his greenhouses anyway.

Why do you care how he piled up the snow he had to clear ANYWAY?

I don't hate farmers. Well, some of them I do. I just hate the profession.

And thank you for not putting an S at the end of the word anyway.

Anyways, why are you so upset at this particular farmer when all he did was make a snow man while getting the snow off of his greenhouses. You do know those plants wouldn't grow under all that snow, right?

 

[Mr. H.]

Hey................the dude had to clear the snow away from his greenhouses anyway.

Why do you care how he piled up the snow he had to clear ANYWAY?

I don't hate farmers. Well, some of them I do. I just hate the profession.

And thank you for not putting an S at the end of the word anyway.

Anyways, why are you so upset at this particular farmer when all he did was make a snow man while getting the snow off of his greenhouses. You do know those plants wouldn't grow under all that snow, right?

I just couldn't let my whiskey buzz go to waste. I had to lash out at something.