I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

Like taking showers with his teenage daughter - you know - they way your buddy Quid Pro did?

She's pretty sure he raped her, but he gave her lots of drugs...
Why do you suppose no credible publication has made that accusation, right or left? Why do you suppose no Repub politician has made that accusation? Why do you suppose that allegation only exists in the right wing fever swamp?
 
A lot of people would...not just NYC...crack heads who served time could get elected in blue cities
Why not put aside your fatuous, fantastical assumptions and recognize you folks actually did elect someone with that resume? Never mind, I know why.
 
Very poor attempt at deflection.

Which has what to do with what?
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
You? No, years of posting here have exposed you as a mid 70’s range IQ dim partisan who can only regurgitate the daily kos.
All of this shit was aired six years ago and in the balance was outweighed by the promise of a big middle finger to the Bush/Clinton/Obama administrations and the DC culture. So a big fuck you to all you love and admire.
 
Why not put aside your fatuous, fantastical assumptions
namely? [that means be specific]

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and recognize you folks actually did elect someone with that resume?
I voted for Biden, johnson and Obama [one of our best presidents ever IMO] twice, to which were you referring?

Never mind, I know why.
tell us anyway [btw, in Nov. I will be voting democrat across the board]
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
hey how's the poll going? what's the vote tally?
 

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