I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.
I live in a suburb of NYC, in NYC with a resume like that you would go largely un-noticed
My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
I live in a suburb of NYC, in NYC with a slogan like that you would go to the head of the line.
 
Proving you’re a dupe. You STILL believe Trump is a Russian agent even though this has been completely debunked.
Never in my life have I accused Trump of being a Russian agent. But.........

It has been asserted hundreds of times by occupants of Trumpworld........the collusion hoax. It comes up in all manner of contexts. Most recently as a way to dismiss the 1/6 committee's work. Let's see what the facts say.

Manafort conspired with Kilimnik to give the Kremlin internal polling data. US says Russia was given Trump campaign polling data in 2016
Polling data that could have been useful for Putin in targeting Americans with the social media campaign he used to help Don get elected.
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Russian fake accounts showed posts to 126 million Facebook users
Executives from Facebook, Twitter and Google will all be appearing before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism on Tuesday.
www.usatoday.com

Donnie J entered in to a conspiracy with Russians to obtain dirt on Hillary he was told was in the possession of the Russian government. Mueller Confirms: Don Jr. Was Too Stupid to Collude

Those two incidents alone prove a conspiracy.

There's this.. FBI documents reveal communication between Stone, Assange

Which coincides with this...Trump talked to Roger Stone about WikiLeaks, Rick Gates says in testimony contradicting the president

Not to mention this...............Guide to the Mueller Report’s Findings on “Collusion”
and this.......A Collusion Reading Diary: What Did the Senate Intelligence Committee Find?
and this in regard to the evidence Trump obstructed Mueller's investigation. Obstruction of Justice in the Mueller Report: A Heat Map
and this......

Hundreds of former prosecutors say Trump would have been indicted if he were not president

President Donald Trump would have been indicted for obstruction of justice in special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation if he did not hold the nation's highest office, nearly 700 former federal prosecutors argued in an open letter published on Medium on Monday.

The ex-prosecutors — who have served under both Republican and Democratic administrations dating back to President Dwight D. Eisenhower — said Attorney General William Barr's decision not to charge Trump with obstruction "runs counter to logic and our experience."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...ay-trump-would-have-been-indicted-if-n1002436

All of which creates, for Trump's minions, the same level of cognitive dissonance Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony has created. Shattering the duplicitous narrative right wing media has pushed from the beginning about the events surrounding 1/6.

It's why The Following will employ every tool for denial, deflection, and of course gratuitous insults (their stock and trade) in response to this thread.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?

And that concludes today's "Two-Minute hate"

Remember - Merrick Garland is watching you!
 
Never in my life have I accused Trump of being a Russian agent. But.........

It has been asserted hundreds of times by occupants of Trumpworld........the collusion hoax. It comes up in all manner of contexts. Most recently as a way to dismiss the 1/6 committee's work. Let's see what the facts say.

Manafort conspired with Kilimnik to give the Kremlin internal polling data. US says Russia was given Trump campaign polling data in 2016
Polling data that could have been useful for Putin in targeting Americans with the social media campaign he used to help Don get elected.
[IMG]

Russian fake accounts showed posts to 126 million Facebook users
Executives from Facebook, Twitter and Google will all be appearing before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism on Tuesday.
www.usatoday.com

Donnie J entered in to a conspiracy with Russians to obtain dirt on Hillary he was told was in the possession of the Russian government. Mueller Confirms: Don Jr. Was Too Stupid to Collude

Those two incidents alone prove a conspiracy.

There's this.. FBI documents reveal communication between Stone, Assange

Which coincides with this...Trump talked to Roger Stone about WikiLeaks, Rick Gates says in testimony contradicting the president

Not to mention this...............Guide to the Mueller Report’s Findings on “Collusion”
and this.......A Collusion Reading Diary: What Did the Senate Intelligence Committee Find?
and this in regard to the evidence Trump obstructed Mueller's investigation. Obstruction of Justice in the Mueller Report: A Heat Map
and this......

Hundreds of former prosecutors say Trump would have been indicted if he were not president

President Donald Trump would have been indicted for obstruction of justice in special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation if he did not hold the nation's highest office, nearly 700 former federal prosecutors argued in an open letter published on Medium on Monday.

The ex-prosecutors — who have served under both Republican and Democratic administrations dating back to President Dwight D. Eisenhower — said Attorney General William Barr's decision not to charge Trump with obstruction "runs counter to logic and our experience."

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...ay-trump-would-have-been-indicted-if-n1002436

All of which creates, for Trump's minions, the same level of cognitive dissonance Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony has created. Shattering the duplicitous narrative right wing media has pushed from the beginning about the events surrounding 1/6.

It's why The Following will employ every tool for denial, deflection, and of course gratuitous insults (their stock and trade) in response to this thread.
All propaganda designed to deceive. You are officially deceived.
 
Prove any of it is fake.
falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed

Obviously you are alluding to the "Central Park Five".

They were all identified by multiple eye witnesses and four of them confessed. I've seen the videos of them confessing. I've actually posted the YouTube videos those confessions on this site in an old thread, moron.

Have you watched those videotaped confessions? Of course you haven't, because you're a low IQ TDS afflicted LWNJ moronic moonbat that believes whatever the fake news media wants you to believe, idiot. You're so fucking stupid that you cannot think for yourself, so you believe whatever the fake news media brainwashes your pathetic feeble mind into believing.

Because of the overwhelming evidence proving their guilt beyond any doubt whatsoever, they were unanimously found guilty by a jury of their peers.

Your TDS makes you stupider by the day. Seek help from a qualified mental health professional.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
Nope, nor Trump or Biden, two corrupted parties don’t deserve a one’s support but you morons keep voting for the lesser of two evils and we continue our slide down.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
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Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
I think you missed some things.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
JONES FOR MAYOR!!!
 

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