I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

IOW, none of you Trump voters can justify your support for him.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
That is kinda like me. I am going to run for election to President again in 2024.

I have an IQ of 70, dementia and my former boss said to never underestimate my ability to fuck everything up. I have always been on the wrong side of every issue.

I only got the present position of President through massive fraud and a stolen election.

I have been corrupt and have used by son as a bag boy to get the payoff from selling government influence to foreign governments. My family has a billion dollars although I have only had the salary of a Senator, VP and President.

I have literally been the worst President in the history of the Republic with tremendous inflation, high cost of fuel, increased taxes, tremendous debt, a recession and I purposely allowed million of Illegals to flood across the border and sign up for welfare. I have fucked up the withdrawal from Afghanistan big time and is the laughing stock of the world. I shit my pants when visiting foreign leaders.

My approval ratings are in the gutter. What do you think are my chances for reelection?
 
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Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
Hug a flag and hold a Bible upside down and you could be on your way.
 

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