I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

Dont pay the OP too much attention.
Cultists gotta cult :dunno:

You are avoiding dealing with Trump's resume and your support for him in spite of it.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
Let me guess…you’re a Liberal.
 
Let me see. Threads these days. Trump.Trump.TrumpmTrump Trump

Because when a Veggie holds office what else do you have.

Its Pathetic.
 
You are avoiding dealing with Trump's resume and your support for him in spite of it.
I dont support trump. He is a federal supremacist.
Im just calling out your cultism and you dont like it. Too bad.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?

I would support you for President, but we don't elect our Mayors directly so I am afraid I can't help you there. Our city council decides who among them shall be Mayor since it is basically the Walmart Greeter title for whichever one has time to go out and do meet and greets. TBH, I am not even sure who our Mayor is now. It is usually whichever one who is retired without a real day to day job.
 

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