I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
No.
 
Depends on if you are running as a Democrat or a Republican. What has been proven over and over is Democrats will vote for pretty much anyone who has the D next to their name just as Republicans will with those who have the R next theres.
 
  • Thanks
Reactions: DBA
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
If you ran as a Democrat, you would win in a landslide.
 
According to you, anyone who’s not a LibTard is a TrumpBot.
Very poor attempt at deflection.

 
Depends on if you are running as a Democrat or a Republican. What has been proven over and over is Democrats will vote for pretty much anyone who has the D next to their name
Find me a Dem serving in Congress that was ordered by the court to shut down a charitable foundation for stealing from it.
 
Then you and those like you are a bigger problem for the country than Trump.

Perhaps but when you want nobody to win, then backing the worst candidates is better than backing someone who would get anything done.
 
Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?
Lay off the fake news, you moronic TDS afflicted LWNJ moonbat low IQ grape kool-aid junkie.
 
Find me a Dem serving in Congress that was ordered by the court to shut down a charitable foundation for stealing from it.
Not the point as you very well know the point is Democrats will vote for the Dem no matter what is there past just as Republicans will with Republicans. When you are honest enough to admit this get back to us till then kiss off.
 
That discrimination case is part of Trump's history. It's real. It happened. Deal with it.
Shows you fuckers would try to try him for stealing air from in the womb.

More Russia garbage. Your Hate drives it all.
 
Not the point as you very well know
It is exactly the point. Don't bring your weak ass false equivalences to this thread without anything to back them up except your blather.
 

Forum List

Back
Top