DrLove
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She knows her grifting days are over if Joe says no.
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)āIn what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trumpās reĆ«lection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Bidenās daughter.
Trumpās job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Bidenās Presidency āeven more successfulā than her fatherās.
āAs awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,ā she wrote.
Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than āDid not write a tell-all book.ā
Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Bidenās daughter: āYou donāt have to take Jared.ā
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Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as BidenĆ¢s Daughter
Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than āDid not write a tell-all book.ā