Abishai100
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Does TrumpUSA make you feel worried about commercial apathy?
This eco-political vignette was inspired by An Inconvenient Truth. What do you think of the quality of the Trump Administration's approach to merging Republican with Democrat creativity?
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The First Lady (Melania Trump) was busy touring various U.S. cities where underfunded schools were troubled and creating pedestrian criticisms of the Trump Administration's policies regarding the social management of intellectual properties. Melania wore a very attractive green dress while visiting an underfunded school in Virginia when she received strange news. Apparently, a strange person was placing jars of chemically neutralized toxic-waste on the footsteps/doorways of various private schools in America.
No one knew who the culprit was, but since the FBI was baffled too, the world's favorite vigilante, Batman (a mysterious man who dressed up like a giant bat), was contacted and requested to investigate. Batman was sure the culprit was a mad scientist he once met in CalTech named Jervis Tetch who was obsessed with Lewis Carroll's logic-madness character known as the Mad Hatter. Batman hypothesized that Dr. Tetch was calling himself the 'Mad Hatter' and placing these jars of neutralized toxic-waste on the steps/doorways of American private schools to scare people about the reality of disorder in the modern world.
Everyone knew Batman was a big fan of American ideals, democratic commerce, and capitalism pedagoguery and how trade promoted peace. It was Batman who oversaw the vital alliance-forged PyeongChang Olympics in South Korea, which saw a temporary peace-accord between North Korea and South Korea. Batman was a fan of American-endorsed networking-driven global media and institutions such as Facebook and the World Bank. Batman realized Mad Hatter's scheme of 'toxic-waste theosophy' would undermine basic pedestrian optimism and subvert the social idealism towards the media-chants of TrumpUSA.
Batman was right about everything. Dr. Tetch despised TrumpUSA and blamed the Trump Administration for America becoming entrenched in uninspired capitalism (e.g., Gulf War). Tetch fashioned himself a fancy hat and fancied suit and called himself Mad Hatter. It was Mad Hatter who placed those eerie jars of neutralized toxic-waste on the steps/doorways of American private schools such as Exeter. Hatter wanted TrumpUSA citizens to brood about the 'presence' of ugliness in this modern world of high-traffic engaged claustrophobia towards eyesores such as industrial waste.
Batman knew Hatter's sheer-disgust towards toxic-waste was related to his insistence that capitalism was flawed by qualities of basic human emotional psychology. Since of course capitalism promoted individual liberties catering to free will and profit, it could be characterized as a system of great frailty, giving rise to forms of piracy and self-destruction. When corporations engaged in avarice, industrial waste was a natural 'metaphysical by-product.' Batman concluded Hatter wanted a media-message like, "Private schools with toxic-waste jars signal a returned-Jesus who wears a garb/robe of 'green slime' (a sign of hell)."
BATMAN: What's your interest in Christianity, Tetch?
HATTER: I'm wielding a hammer-and-sickle of terrorism!
BATMAN: Jesus was not a terrorist...
HATTER: He was a provocateur, and now we need the AntiChrist!
BATMAN: Your toxic-waste jars in private schools is only creating angst.
HATTER: There's nothing wrong with angst, Batman; it creates dialogue.
BATMAN: Your brand of 'proselytizing pedestrians' makes you like the Unabomber.
HATTER: The Unabomber was a mad-terrorist with an intellectual background (Harvard).
BATMAN: Do you have aspirations of becoming a great prophet or something, Hatter?
HATTER: Batman, as you know, my interest in eco-activism is related to Edward Abbey.
BATMAN: Abbey's The Monkey Wrench Gang introduced readers to eco-inventiveness.
HATTER: Imagine Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) destroyed by a wrench!
BATMAN: I saw that horror-film; a wrench hit him, and he fell, and his chainsaw cut him.
HATTER: There's an ugly irony to 'capitalism-passion.'
BATMAN: So you want people to feel 'ashamed' of the reality of self-destruction?
HATTER: Didn't Jesus foretell of the days when man would destroy himself?
BATMAN: If TrumpUSA fails to create Utopia, it won't be because of 'terrorism-art.'
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This eco-political vignette was inspired by An Inconvenient Truth. What do you think of the quality of the Trump Administration's approach to merging Republican with Democrat creativity?
====
The First Lady (Melania Trump) was busy touring various U.S. cities where underfunded schools were troubled and creating pedestrian criticisms of the Trump Administration's policies regarding the social management of intellectual properties. Melania wore a very attractive green dress while visiting an underfunded school in Virginia when she received strange news. Apparently, a strange person was placing jars of chemically neutralized toxic-waste on the footsteps/doorways of various private schools in America.
No one knew who the culprit was, but since the FBI was baffled too, the world's favorite vigilante, Batman (a mysterious man who dressed up like a giant bat), was contacted and requested to investigate. Batman was sure the culprit was a mad scientist he once met in CalTech named Jervis Tetch who was obsessed with Lewis Carroll's logic-madness character known as the Mad Hatter. Batman hypothesized that Dr. Tetch was calling himself the 'Mad Hatter' and placing these jars of neutralized toxic-waste on the steps/doorways of American private schools to scare people about the reality of disorder in the modern world.
Everyone knew Batman was a big fan of American ideals, democratic commerce, and capitalism pedagoguery and how trade promoted peace. It was Batman who oversaw the vital alliance-forged PyeongChang Olympics in South Korea, which saw a temporary peace-accord between North Korea and South Korea. Batman was a fan of American-endorsed networking-driven global media and institutions such as Facebook and the World Bank. Batman realized Mad Hatter's scheme of 'toxic-waste theosophy' would undermine basic pedestrian optimism and subvert the social idealism towards the media-chants of TrumpUSA.
Batman was right about everything. Dr. Tetch despised TrumpUSA and blamed the Trump Administration for America becoming entrenched in uninspired capitalism (e.g., Gulf War). Tetch fashioned himself a fancy hat and fancied suit and called himself Mad Hatter. It was Mad Hatter who placed those eerie jars of neutralized toxic-waste on the steps/doorways of American private schools such as Exeter. Hatter wanted TrumpUSA citizens to brood about the 'presence' of ugliness in this modern world of high-traffic engaged claustrophobia towards eyesores such as industrial waste.
Batman knew Hatter's sheer-disgust towards toxic-waste was related to his insistence that capitalism was flawed by qualities of basic human emotional psychology. Since of course capitalism promoted individual liberties catering to free will and profit, it could be characterized as a system of great frailty, giving rise to forms of piracy and self-destruction. When corporations engaged in avarice, industrial waste was a natural 'metaphysical by-product.' Batman concluded Hatter wanted a media-message like, "Private schools with toxic-waste jars signal a returned-Jesus who wears a garb/robe of 'green slime' (a sign of hell)."
BATMAN: What's your interest in Christianity, Tetch?
HATTER: I'm wielding a hammer-and-sickle of terrorism!
BATMAN: Jesus was not a terrorist...
HATTER: He was a provocateur, and now we need the AntiChrist!
BATMAN: Your toxic-waste jars in private schools is only creating angst.
HATTER: There's nothing wrong with angst, Batman; it creates dialogue.
BATMAN: Your brand of 'proselytizing pedestrians' makes you like the Unabomber.
HATTER: The Unabomber was a mad-terrorist with an intellectual background (Harvard).
BATMAN: Do you have aspirations of becoming a great prophet or something, Hatter?
HATTER: Batman, as you know, my interest in eco-activism is related to Edward Abbey.
BATMAN: Abbey's The Monkey Wrench Gang introduced readers to eco-inventiveness.
HATTER: Imagine Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre) destroyed by a wrench!
BATMAN: I saw that horror-film; a wrench hit him, and he fell, and his chainsaw cut him.
HATTER: There's an ugly irony to 'capitalism-passion.'
BATMAN: So you want people to feel 'ashamed' of the reality of self-destruction?
HATTER: Didn't Jesus foretell of the days when man would destroy himself?
BATMAN: If TrumpUSA fails to create Utopia, it won't be because of 'terrorism-art.'
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