Joe Biden being prepared for debate against Trump

[Votto]

A whole team of scientists are preparing Joe Biden for his first Presidential debate with Donald Trump next week. The President was taken to Camp David where he will undergo extensive experimental therapies to help restore his cognitive abilities. "The electric shock therapy seems to be holding the most promise", exclaimed one scientist", so don't be surprised if you see the President grimace frequently during the debate. "Unfortunately, the President is not responding to shock therapy when sniffing the hair of young girls and women. Luckily, no audience will be allowed to attend the debate and hopefully the moderator will not be a young woman, or we are all in deep doo, doo", said the Scientist.

 

[White 6]

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A whole team of scientists are preparing Joe Biden for his first Presidential debate with Donald Trump next week. The President was taken to Camp David where he will undergo extensive experimental therapies to help restore his cognitive abilities. "The electric shock therapy seems to be holding the most promise", exclaimed one scientist", so don't be surprised if you see the President grimace frequently during the debate. "Unfortunately, the President is not responding to shock therapy when sniffing the hair of young girls and women. Luckily, no audience will be allowed to attend the debate and hopefully the moderator will not be a young woman, or we are all in deep doo, doo", said the Scientist.

 

[Foxfyre]

I understand the main emphasis at Camp David this week is to train Biden to be able to stand in place for 90 minutes and not wander off.

 

[JLW]

This thread and others like it, remind me of grade school kids who mock the student who studies or practices. The kid they mock goes on to victory while those who do the mocking are left crying on the back bench.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

 

[Blaster]

Trump should just let Joe ramble on incoherently.

 

[two_iron]

The bar is low.... if the stuttering fucktard doesn't shit his pants or start screaming incoherently about Ashley sitting on his face, the state media will consider it a rousing success. And that's fine, President Trump probably has the best shot against this drooling shut-in.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

This is no joke: Joe Biden's attorney is "playing Trump" and give Biden mock ideas by screaming at him, talking points being brought up, etc. Joe is in training camp at Camp David. They want the 200 year old man ready for anything. No amount of practice can be useful when you are dealing with Trump the SUPER STAR!

 

[crossbody]

They have Biden in a torture chamber slapping him upside the head

Democrat Debate Trainer: "Don't say it like that 'slap' get it right next time! It's not 'man' it's 'maaaaaaaaaaan' now let's try it again, and you mess up this time you gone sit in that dirty diaper of yours"

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

 

[Kilroy2]

this is getting old. yeah Biden has his issues but trump also has his issues

So the question is who has more issues

Trump will say something stupid and that is a sure bet.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

They have Biden in a torture chamber slapping him upside the head

Democrat Debate Trainer: "Don't say it like that 'slap' get it right next time! It's not 'man' it's 'maaaaaaaaaaan' now let's try it again, and you mess up this time you gone sit in that dirty diaper of yours"

And then Biden says, "You dog faced pony soldier!"

 

[crossbody]

And then Biden says, "You dog faced pony soldier!"

Then he freezes into his zombie walk

 

[MisterBeale]