Men...

[Sarah G]

Women seem to be more "detailed" in what they capture from every day living...I can be doing one thing and notice another thing....and I am also making a running grocery list in my head at the same time.

Matthew, does not see any of what I see....he's simpler!

I don't nag him, because he is hopeless, he just isn't wired to see the details, and never will be...he also falls asleep the minute his head hits the pillow and I have to keep a notepad near by to write down all the things I know needs to be done, in order for me to fall asleep and even then i wake a couple of times a night, but he's sleeping like a baby, no worries in the world.

When I tease him about it, he says, "why do I need to worry about anything, I have you to do such?" hahahahahaha.... rotten bastard!

Care

I write notes to both him and myself. He doesn't really mind, he usually gets everything done. We are both busy and we both just have to make time for stuff, it's easier if you work together.

 

[code1211]

It's a simple way to alter one's state of mind.

Yesterday, I was listening to Michael Medved on the radio. A guy called up saying he was very happy to be single again. He had been married for 10 years and was now divorced for 3. He said he was tired of all the obligations and responsibilities: The wife telling him to do this and that and telling him he had to go here and there. I guess the beer wasn't enough help and he had to finally cut loose.

That seems to be a gripe with a lot of men that the wife nags them. Are women biologically wired to nag or do men need nagging?

This goes back to my question as to why women feel the need to change the men they choose.

Years ago I witnessed the wife of a friend say in seriousness to him,"I've been trying to change you for 15 years and now you're not the man I married."

He and I exchanged a look that I will never forget.

 

[AVG-JOE]

How about the simple approach?

"'Tis better to go through life with a friend and, for many of us, contrary plumbing makes sleeping together not quite so gross."​

(An original Average Joe quotation)

-Joe

 

[Bootneck]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

 

[Dis]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

 

[dilloduck]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

hopefully not their own.

 

[RodISHI]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

I can picture it. Wife with her tape measure in hand, "Honey come here, give me your thumb. Okay now pull down your pants."

 

[Dis]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

I can picture it. Wife with her tape measure in hand, "Honey come here, give me your thumb. Okay now pull down your pants."

I planned on doing a few mental calculations, actually...

 

[RodISHI]

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

I can picture it. Wife with her tape measure in hand, "Honey come here, give me your thumb. Okay now pull down your pants."

I planned on doing a few mental calculations, actually...

It won't be as much fun just doing mental calculations as that hands on experience.

 

[Bootneck]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

Lol! Bound to be. So come on ladies. How many of you don't have an average man?

 

[AVG-JOE]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bootneck again.

Bummer, Dude!



-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

I can picture it. Wife with her tape measure in hand, "Honey come here, give me your thumb. Okay now pull down your pants."

There's a mental picture I didn't need...

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

O.k. - According to the tale of the tape, my thumb should be only 3 inches not 3.75...

Am I defective in some way?

-Joe

 

[Care4all]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Show off!

 

[random3434]

And why is it that women lose interest in sex after they're married? I hear this complaint over and over from men. Are people too busy? too tired and overworked? Does sex leave the woman's mind once she is married?

To a woman, it's the result, reflection and extension of the depth of emotion and the degree of committment and go ahead.

For a man, it is the reason to exist. Nothing else is even on a par with it. For a woman, it's not much different than getting a new dress or a new pair of shoes. Makes her feel pretty, feel good, but, my goodness, "don't mess up my hair".

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You must be hanging out with the wrong types of women!

 

[RodISHI]

Maybe women are checking thumbs, too...

I can picture it. Wife with her tape measure in hand, "Honey come here, give me your thumb. Okay now pull down your pants."

There's a mental picture I didn't need...

-Joe

O.k. - According to the tale of the tape, my thumb should be only 3 inches not 3.75...

Am I defective in some way?

-Joe

You should have closed your eyes.

What are you doing Joe?...Scratch that. No never mind we really don't need to know.

 

[Bootneck]

Yep....

Checked against the rule of thumb....mine's just over average. ​

 

[code1211]

And why is it that women lose interest in sex after they're married? I hear this complaint over and over from men. Are people too busy? too tired and overworked? Does sex leave the woman's mind once she is married?

To a woman, it's the result, reflection and extension of the depth of emotion and the degree of committment and go ahead.

For a man, it is the reason to exist. Nothing else is even on a par with it. For a woman, it's not much different than getting a new dress or a new pair of shoes. Makes her feel pretty, feel good, but, my goodness, "don't mess up my hair".

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You must be hanging out with the wrong types of women!

Well, she is married.

 

[Old Rocks]

Are they simple creatures, basically your standard Neanderthals that will be happy as long as they are fed, sexually satiated, and their egos stroked once in a while?

Of course they are. And women are simple creatures that as long as they are flattered, have a few trinkets, and a nice kitchen to work in are happy.

And having been married for 35 years, I see each of those statements as being equally silly.

 

[Anguille]

Yep....

Checked against the rule of thumb....mine's just over average. ​