metaphors for the ass-kickin' the demmies got on tuesday

[shart_attack]

Give us a good metaphor for the pain they feel.

They looked like Sid Vicious in a Texas rodeo, to me.

 

[JoeB131]

Republicans won the "Special Olympics" Midterms.

They won the medal, but they are still retarded.

 

[shart_attack]

Demmies on Tuesday looked like Jon Stewart tryin' to improvise his own jokes onstage.

 

[shart_attack]

They looked like a gang of bedbugs at a convention of pesticide salesmen.

 

[jknowgood]

Republicans won the "Special Olympics" Midterms.

They won the medal, but they are still retarded.

Kinda like obama bowling? Lol

 

[shart_attack]

They looked like a single blade of Bermuda grass in the desert that was being violated by an adjacent, towering gang of thirsty, hellbent cacti.