Granny
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- Dec 14, 2009
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I was in sort of a "dark place" last night and couldn't sleep. So I go up, popped a melatonin pill and made myself a cup of hot tea. I went out on my deck to just sit, take in the quiet of my neighborhood and have a smoke ... just me and my thoughts. Well, my across-the-hallway neighbors were still downstairs with the downstairs neighbors having a good time looking up at their new patio project and marveling. They had worked for several hours putting together a grill canopy - but instead of covering their grill they put the thing up over their table & chairs, decorated it with flowers - well, it was just as cute as it could be.
When they realized I was out on my deck, they wondered why I was up in the middle of the night and I said I couldn't sleep. I told them they should come on up and take a look at their project from my point of view. So they did. And they were just beside themselves with how great their deck looked. Long story short, they asked what was wrong because I hadn't seemed right all evening. We got through that and one of these girls comes out with this story of a view from their deck one night. I laughed my ass off. I'll tell you - there's nothing quite like a group of dirty old ladies giggling and sniggling about what's going on in the neighborhood!!
They pointed out an apartment across the playground and said an Oriental couple lived there. One night when "the girls" (as I call them) were on their deck - neither of them had their glasses on - and they saw this man hanging on to his dining room table for dear life and his wife is giving him one hell of a blow job. So they watched this porn show for about a half hour before one of the girls went inside and got the binoculars. Once she had the binoculars adjusted, it turns out there was no porn show blow job going on at all - the man and woman were trying to assemble a piece of exercise equipment!!
When they realized I was out on my deck, they wondered why I was up in the middle of the night and I said I couldn't sleep. I told them they should come on up and take a look at their project from my point of view. So they did. And they were just beside themselves with how great their deck looked. Long story short, they asked what was wrong because I hadn't seemed right all evening. We got through that and one of these girls comes out with this story of a view from their deck one night. I laughed my ass off. I'll tell you - there's nothing quite like a group of dirty old ladies giggling and sniggling about what's going on in the neighborhood!!
They pointed out an apartment across the playground and said an Oriental couple lived there. One night when "the girls" (as I call them) were on their deck - neither of them had their glasses on - and they saw this man hanging on to his dining room table for dear life and his wife is giving him one hell of a blow job. So they watched this porn show for about a half hour before one of the girls went inside and got the binoculars. Once she had the binoculars adjusted, it turns out there was no porn show blow job going on at all - the man and woman were trying to assemble a piece of exercise equipment!!
