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Reports now that some mail carriers around DC impromptu took off around 2pm. Nobody in this section got mail. It’s OK though because it’s almost entirely white people that get good news thru the mail.
I’m taking Frosty the Snowman day off later this year with about 24 hours notice to interdependent business people
 
Juneteenth is a good thing. Let's celebrate the end of the legalization of an evil institution. Don't let the current riotous thugs spoil what is a good thing.
I celebrate Julyteenth when Abraham Lincoln tried to have the slaves removed back to the Motherland
 
'Twas the Night Before Kwanzaa


'Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the slum,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a bum.
The children had braided their cornrows with care,
In the hope that Saint Malcolm would soon be there.

The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace;
The protesters protested: "Fuck tha' police!"
The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds,
While visions of rioters danced in their heads.

In a crackhouse, some pipeheads were lighting a rock,
When all of a sudden there came a loud knock.
And what to their wondering eyes did appear,
But Los Angeles Sheriffs in full riot gear!

Boards fell from the doorway and crashed to the floor,
And landed in front of a twelve year old whore.
The cops went to work with their nightsticks in hand,
Swinging at skulls as the Africans ran.

A beating ensued as they tried to escape,
But nobody got it on videotape.
A loud cry was heard as they managed to flee:
"Merry Christmas, you punks, from the L.A.S.D.!"​

 
June's teeth? Who's June?
She used to be a black lady on a jar of coco butter, but they took her off. I know because whenever I would masturbate and think of black women I would use coco butter. Lol.
 
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