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BREAKING: Donald Trump suffers the worst humiliation of his life as bookies and gambling outlets begin taking bets on what his weight will be when jail officials weigh him at the Fulton County jail Georgia.

The details are just too juicy to pass up...

According to BetOnline.ag, you can bet on Trump's recorded weight with the line currently sitting at over/under 278.5 pounds.

For reference, when he was president his physician claimed that the infamously unhealthy Trump weighed 244 pounds. At the time many cried foul, unable to square the professed weight with Trump's diet and notorious lack of exercise.

When he is booked and his mugshot is taken, the weight will be released. This is a particularly painful indignity for Trump because he spends much of his time fat shaming his enemies, from Chris Christie to Rosie O'Donnell.

In recent weeks, Trump has seemed particularly sensitive about his weight and has complained that Fox News only uses unflattering photos of him "especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back."

So, which bet would you take? Over or under 278.5 pounds?

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BREAKING: Donald Trump unleashes a deeply bizarre caps lock rant on Truth Social ahead of his looming arrest in Georgia for the conspiracy case brought against him and his minions by District Attorney Fani Willis — and he doesn't seem to be handling it very well.

Digging his hole even deeper, Trump once again spewed his Big Lie and claimed that "NOBODY" has "EVER FOUGHT FOR ELECTION INTEGRITY" as hard as he has.

Keep in mind that this is a man who literally tried to overthrow American democracy to keep himself in power. He has zero respect for elections and even less respect for the American people.

He went on to state that he will "PROUDLY BE ARRESTED" tomorrow afternoon in Georgia.

What, exactly, the only American president in history to be indicted (repeatedly) has to be "proud" of at this point is anyone's guess, but we can't wait to see the mugshot.

"GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!" Trump concluded.

We can think of one great way in which God could bless America: by ensuring that Donald J. Trump dies behind bars for his heinous crimes.

Shortly after, Trump posted again on Truth Social, spewing more of his lies and nonsense. He stated that "brave American Patriots" will get a chance to show in court that the 2020 election was "RIGGED AND STOLLEN [sic]."

Clearly getting himself worked up, Trump then claimed that people who want to "Look Forward" instead of back are "RINOS, Radical Left Democrats, Communists, Marxists" and "Fascists" who "got away with murder."

"WE CANNOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!" said Trump.

Of course, election fraud will NOT happen again because there was no election fraud in the first place. Every single court in this country has stated as much.

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