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[AVG-JOE]

Do you know something now that you wish you knew when you were a teenager?

Post it here.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Teens... Any advice for toddlers & 'tweens? ​

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I could talk Mr. Peabody out of the keys to the ol' Way-Back Machine, the first thing I'd tell teenage AVG-JOE is that the rumors about education and income potential are absolutely true, and getting an education early in life is a whole lot fucking easier than teaching an old dog with 2 kids and a mortgage new tricks.

 

[TheOldSchool]

"Hey 21 year old TheOldSchool, the girl upstairs wants to bang you. Hit that before you start dating that witch you end up wasting 3 years with."

 

[AVG-JOE]

^ Sex is WAY more important than the establishment lets on.

 

[percysunshine]

If I post a message to about 10 minutes ago, will AVG-JOE read it before he starts this thread?

 

[AVG-JOE]

If you squirrel away 15% of every pay check RELIGIOUSLY, you'll retire with the security of true wealth.

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I post a message to about 10 minutes ago, will AVG-JOE read it before he starts this thread?

That ass-u-me-s that I'm paying attention.

That's ass-u-me-ing a LOT! ​

 

[Jughead]

Post a Message to The Past Here

On March 30, 2012, play the following powerball numbers: 2-4-23-38-46 and 23!

 

[percysunshine]

Message to Percy 32 years ago: " You moron, tell her she has pretty eyes. Don't ask her about her favorite color. Priorities dude...priorities."

 

[AVG-JOE]

Making eye-contact and smiling might get you laid.

 

[TheOldSchool]

"Dear 17 year old TheOldSchool,
That girl isn't trying to show you a technique for cracking your back. She's trying to bang you."

 

[boedicca]

Buy APPL in 2004.

 

[SayMyName]

"You're going to love hot showers and a toilet."

 

[boedicca]

Mega Millions March 30, 2012: 46 - 23 - 38 - 4 - 2 - (Mega Ball) 23

 

[percysunshine]

Buy APPL in 2004.

Time Air Traffic Control regrets to inform you that your message was accidentally delivered to the year 1893, causing the entire state of Ohio to be deforested of all Apple trees. Our bad.

.

 

[TheOldSchool]

"Dear 19 year old, sometime in February, TheOldSchool,
The condoms are under the goddamn bed. Wtf is wrong with you?!"

 

[SmedlyButler]

As soon as you marry that sweet, adoring,oral sex crazy girl-next-door she's going to decide she actually hates everything about you and turn into Lise Koch....the Bitch of Buchenwald....minus the personality.

 

[Ava]

Do you know something now that you wish you knew when you were a teenager?

Post it here.

Yes, I know a diamond isn't always, forever....

 

[Vikrant]

If I could go back in time, I would go on to become a Bollywood star.