- Feb 12, 2007
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The future of PROG Food distribution:
After ruining the production of massively available agricultural, ranch, and dairy products, the MASSES are regulated to consume government supplied Soylent. Each month, the Masses must wait in line for their 30 day supply of Soylent powder. In order to be provided with the government subsidy, each subject must be weighed, tested for drugs and alcohol, and sign a certification that he or she has not engaged in any: Racism, Abelism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, anti-immigrant language, sexist/misogynistic slurs, and anti Government propaganda or activies. Said person must also provide a log of all of is impact on the Environment. Any verboten activity will cause a 50% reduction in the Soylent allocation. Repeated violations will result in incarceration and work details on Government owned agricultural centers which supply real food for the elites.
The Elite still get to eat their Wagyu beef and organic arugula. It's the least we can give them for saving us from ourselves.
After ruining the production of massively available agricultural, ranch, and dairy products, the MASSES are regulated to consume government supplied Soylent. Each month, the Masses must wait in line for their 30 day supply of Soylent powder. In order to be provided with the government subsidy, each subject must be weighed, tested for drugs and alcohol, and sign a certification that he or she has not engaged in any: Racism, Abelism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, anti-immigrant language, sexist/misogynistic slurs, and anti Government propaganda or activies. Said person must also provide a log of all of is impact on the Environment. Any verboten activity will cause a 50% reduction in the Soylent allocation. Repeated violations will result in incarceration and work details on Government owned agricultural centers which supply real food for the elites.
The Elite still get to eat their Wagyu beef and organic arugula. It's the least we can give them for saving us from ourselves.