YWN666
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Concerning work
"Nobody notices when you show up for work on time, or work a little late. They damn sure notice if you show up late, leave early or call in sick."
"His performance warranted a promotion to customer."
~My colleague Stan
An old boss of mine had a sign on the wall that read
"For those of you who don't believe the dead can come back to life, be here at quitting time"