HenryBHough
Diamond Member
In the early days His regime....before he returned the bust of Winston Churchill and was still welcome in England, Barack The Magic Negro sucked up to Queen Elizabeth with a question:
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said,
“Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother, and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,
”That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me.
Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden.
“Let me get back to you on that one.”
He went to Hillary and his advisors and asked everyone,
But none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went off for lunch at TrumpTowers a day or so later and was greeted politely by Trump.
Biden asked,
“Hey, Donald, see if you can answer this question.
“Your mother and father have a child, and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”
Trump answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer, Donald!”
Biden then went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Donald Trump!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face
"NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
And that, bois und girlz, is wot's been going in our (former) White House for almost eight (8, liberals) years!
“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?”
“Well,” said the Queen,
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Obama frowned, and then asked,
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.
“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.”
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said,
“Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother, and it is not your sister. Who is it?”
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,
”That would be me.”
“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me.
Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden.
“Let me get back to you on that one.”
He went to Hillary and his advisors and asked everyone,
But none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went off for lunch at TrumpTowers a day or so later and was greeted politely by Trump.
Biden asked,
“Hey, Donald, see if you can answer this question.
“Your mother and father have a child, and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”
Trump answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!”
Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer, Donald!”
Biden then went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.”
“It’s Donald Trump!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face
"NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”
And that, bois und girlz, is wot's been going in our (former) White House for almost eight (8, liberals) years!
