Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile

[RhodyPatriot]

Alright Zelensky - this time ya crossed the line.

Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile

KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.

babylonbee.com

When I see the Ukrainian flag from now on, I'm gonna think "Bah Humbug!"

 

[RhodyPatriot]

 

[JGalt]

Alright Zelensky - this time ya crossed the line.

Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile

KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.

babylonbee.com

When I see the Ukrainian flag from now on, I'm gonna think "Bah Humbug!"

"No....it was the Russians!"

"No....it was the US!"

"No....it was the Ukrainians!"

"No....it was the Russians!"

"No....it was the US!"

"No....it was the Ukrainians!"

"No....it was the Russians!"

"No....it was the US!"

"No....it was the Ukrainians!"

 

[BackAgain]

Dopes. Santa used decoys.

 

[rightwinger]

Putin Propaganda is getting desperate

 

[JGalt]

Dopes. Santa used decoys.

Obviously. The real Santa's sled is equipped with chaff and flares to throw the missiles off course.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Obviously. The real Santa's sled is equipped with chaff and flares to throw the missiles off course.

Duh.

Can you believe these people??

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Obviously. The real Santa's sled is equipped with chaff and flares to throw the missiles off course.

If notched correctly, he could avoid a stinger or two, but Rudolph needs to have insane reflexes for that.

 

[BackAgain]

Obviously. The real Santa's sled is equipped with chaff and flares to throw the missiles off course.

Exactly. Nobody beats his elf counter-offensive experts.

 

[BackAgain]

If notched correctly, he could avoid a stinger or two, but Rudolph needs to have insane reflexes for that.

Come on his nose gives off no heat. It’s like a firefly’s little lamp.

 

[JohnDB]

Breaking News: Santa Claus arrested

U.S. Federal agents arrested Santa Claus earlier today at the North Pole. Special Christmas Edition (Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!) The United States Department of Fish and...

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[RhodyPatriot]

Breaking News: Santa Claus arrested

U.S. Federal agents arrested Santa Claus earlier today at the North Pole. Special Christmas Edition (Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!) The United States Department of Fish and...

isaacbrocksociety.ca

Off topic bro.

What is this, some kinda joke?

 

[toobfreak]

Alright Zelensky - this time ya crossed the line.

Really, Rhody, funny as it is seeing Santa shot
out of his sleigh by a U.S. made Patriot missile
given to Zelensky by the flag-happy Nancy,
don't you think this stuff really belongs in
Political SATIRE?

 

[ozro]

In the end, as often is the case, the truth will come out that our CIA was responsible for the deadly assault on Mr.Klaus and his livestock.

 

[Confederate Soldier]

Come on his nose gives off no heat. It’s like a firefly’s little lamp.

It's not Rudolph that's givig off the heat. It's Santa. A big fat man eating millions of cookies in one night, he's gonna be pushing some hot ass gas out the back. I believe that's enough for a Stinger to track. They're fucked if they fire a Roland at them. They can't do anything about a Roland.

 

[BackAgain]

It's not Rudolph that's givig off the heat. It's Santa. A big fat man eating millions of cookies in one night, he's gonna be pushing some hot ass gas out the back. I believe that's enough for a Stinger to track. They're fucked if they fire a Roland at them. They can't do anything about a Roland.

Stop underestimating the elves.

 

[SeaMajor7]

Really, Rhody, funny as it is seeing Santa shot
out of his sleigh by a U.S. made Patriot missile
given to Zelensky by the flag-happy Nancy,
don't you think this stuff really belongs in
Political SATIRE?

Merry Christmas Grinchy McScrooge!

 

[Kilroy2]

Santa's reindeer all had glowing noses as Putin nukes Santa by mistake thinking that Russia was being attacked or they made to much noise and disturbed his sleep.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Santa's reindeer all had glowing noses as Putin nukes Santa by mistake thinking that Russia was being attacked or they made to much noise and disturbed his sleep.

That's just immature.

 

[Kilroy2]

That's just immature.

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