SATI receives artificial signal from outerspace, could be alien civilisation?

[Mortimer]

Its not really conspiracy its science, but I was not able to identify a science sub-forum.

SETI-Forscher empfangen "starkes Signal"

 

[Grandma]

You know what worries me?

What if that planet is just as fucked up as this one, with starving minorities and with Kardashians?

 

[S.J.]

Let's just hope they aren't liberals.

 

[MarathonMike]

False alarm. It is now thought to have originated from a military satellite:
SETI false alarms - Google Search

 

[Dekster]

False alarm. It is now thought to have originated from a military satellite:
SETI false alarms - Google Search

I never believed it was true until you posted that. Now they are clearly just covering up something.

 

[Blackrook]

The alien message has been translated, and reads:

"We've got this blartzball star who won't put all three tentacles in the air during our planetary pride anthem, and a politician who sends suggestive images of his wiznott over the holo-net to creatures who are not his nest-mates. We don't know how to solve these problems, which threaten to bring down our entire civilization. Can you offer any pointers?"