Simple facts that will blow your mind!

[TheOldSchool]

I'll start!

One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again

Do you all have any?

 

[SmedlyButler]

I'll start!

One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again

Do you all have any?

 

[TheOldSchool]

I'll start!

One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again

Do you all have any?

Well I'll be damned

 

[TheOldSchool]

Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.

 

[Moonglow]

Alcohol and tobacco were once used as currency in colonial America..

 

[TheOldSchool]

You're not stuck in traffic. You ARE the traffic!

 

[SmedlyButler]

Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.

I wasted a whole lifetime to get here?

 

[SmedlyButler]

When I was born I was the youngest person on Earth.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Every single choice you have ever made in your life has brought you to this exact moment, reading this exact sentence.

I wasted a whole lifetime to get here?

If you're getting laid then no

 

[Mr. H.]

I'll start!

One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again

Do you all have any?

Nope. Dad died in '67, mom in '88. On this day in fact. I knew there was a reason I picked up a pint of whishkey this evening.

 

[TheOldSchool]

I'll start!

One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again

Do you all have any?

Nope. Dad died in '67, mom in '88. On this day in fact. I knew there was a reason I picked up a pint of whishkey this evening.

Sorry about that Mr. H.

Bless her and her memory