Snuggle Parties

[ZackB]

Li

Did your job have you doing something hot or something else, like mopping jizz in an adult theater?

This is not a sex thread.

Cool. I was just curious. I would have loved to be in porn. However, I do not have one of those 2 ft. Long schlongs. But if it was just a little bit longer I would have gone to California and tried to get a job. Imagine all the tits and cocaine!

You should have bought Jeff Stryker Penis Enlargement Action Pump....then, maybe not 2 feet long, but perhaps 12 inch job, then you could have been a porn star

Those things do not work. Yeah, I said it! I tried a penis pump.

You did?

I was ordering porn by telephone, back before the Internet. Because I had purchased over a certain dollar amount the phone operator said I was entitled to a free gift. I still remember here name - "Latoya". She sounded about 80 years old, and told me to choose between anal beads and a penis pump. She pronounced it weird, like "pinis pump". I chose the pump. I tried it out too. Unfortunately, it did not work as advertised. Latoya fucked me over.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

LiThis is not a sex thread.

Cool. I was just curious. I would have loved to be in porn. However, I do not have one of those 2 ft. Long schlongs. But if it was just a little bit longer I would have gone to California and tried to get a job. Imagine all the tits and cocaine!

You should have bought Jeff Stryker Penis Enlargement Action Pump....then, maybe not 2 feet long, but perhaps 12 inch job, then you could have been a porn star

Those things do not work. Yeah, I said it! I tried a penis pump.

You did?

I was ordering porn by telephone, back before the Internet. Because I had purchased over a certain dollar amount the phone operator said I was entitled to a free gift. I still remember here name - "Latoya". She sounded about 80 years old, and told me to choose between anal beads and a penis pump. She pronounced it weird, like "pinis pump". I chose the pump. I tried it out too. Unfortunately, it did not work as advertised. Latoya fucked me over.

Okay, so is the footage of this on You Tube?

 

[ZackB]

Cool. I was just curious. I would have loved to be in porn. However, I do not have one of those 2 ft. Long schlongs. But if it was just a little bit longer I would have gone to California and tried to get a job. Imagine all the tits and cocaine!

You should have bought Jeff Stryker Penis Enlargement Action Pump....then, maybe not 2 feet long, but perhaps 12 inch job, then you could have been a porn star

Those things do not work. Yeah, I said it! I tried a penis pump.

You did?

I was ordering porn by telephone, back before the Internet. Because I had purchased over a certain dollar amount the phone operator said I was entitled to a free gift. I still remember here name - "Latoya". She sounded about 80 years old, and told me to choose between anal beads and a penis pump. She pronounced it weird, like "pinis pump". I chose the pump. I tried it out too. Unfortunately, it did not work as advertised. Latoya fucked me over.

Okay, so is the footage of this on You Tube?

No. But the pump did come with a vhs video. Basically it was some dude using the pump, then a cut away to a sex scene, followed by more solo pump action, then another cutaway. It repeated this format for about an hour or so, presumably as an instructional film!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

You should have bought Jeff Stryker Penis Enlargement Action Pump....then, maybe not 2 feet long, but perhaps 12 inch job, then you could have been a porn star

Those things do not work. Yeah, I said it! I tried a penis pump.

You did?

I was ordering porn by telephone, back before the Internet. Because I had purchased over a certain dollar amount the phone operator said I was entitled to a free gift. I still remember here name - "Latoya". She sounded about 80 years old, and told me to choose between anal beads and a penis pump. She pronounced it weird, like "pinis pump". I chose the pump. I tried it out too. Unfortunately, it did not work as advertised. Latoya fucked me over.

Okay, so is the footage of this on You Tube?

No. But the pump did come with a vhs video. Basically it was some dude using the pump, then a cut away to a sex scene, followed by more solo pump action, then another cutaway. It repeated this format for about an hour or so, presumably as an instructional film!

 

[Eaglewings]

 

[Bonzi]

..... no one but women and ugly men showed up.

No thanks.

 

[Two Thumbs]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

 

[Bonzi]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

so I guess you are not going to snuggle with me then, huh?

 

[Two Thumbs]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

so I guess you are not going to snuggle with me then, huh?

Who wants to snuggle with someone that's all sweaty and worn out?

 

[Bonzi]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

so I guess you are not going to snuggle with me then, huh?

Who wants to snuggle with someone that's all sweaty and worn out?

how do you know I'm sweaty and worn out?

 

[Two Thumbs]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

so I guess you are not going to snuggle with me then, huh?

Who wants to snuggle with someone that's all sweaty and worn out?

how do you know I'm sweaty and worn out?

B/c everyone has been.

 

[fbj]

Hold on, mods! There is nothing sexual about this. Everyone feels a little blue from time to time and needs to feel a human connection. Enter the professional snugglers. For a price you can hire one of these young ladies to meet you and snuggle up to you in bed for some platonic hugging. No sex allowed either; you can only snuggle!

My first response is "what kind of fag would do this?" But as I grow older I am developing a more open mind. I would be open to trying this. Hell, why not? The next question, of course, is whether this is cheating on your significant other.

Feeling lonely? Some Minnesotans turn to snuggling with strangers

Wonder can it upgrade to ASS SNIffing

 

[fbj]

"My first response is "what kind of fag would do this?" "




Human touch and even sensuality is very important in fact. I think its a brilliant idea!

Why he got to be a fag? Cuddling can lead to making out idiot

 

[fbj]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

She can sit on a guy's face while he jerks off

 

[The Great Goose]

"My first response is "what kind of fag would do this?" "




Human touch and even sensuality is very important in fact. I think its a brilliant idea!

Why he got to be a fag? Cuddling can lead to making out idiot

I was quotng the OP!

Note quotation marks!

And why does cuddling always have to end in sex? As I said, human touch, companionship and sensuality.

but of course you wouldnt know about that.

 

[The Great Goose]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

She can sit on a guy's face while he jerks off

Whats the point in that comment?

 

[fbj]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

She can sit on a guy's face while he jerks off

Whats the point in that comment?

Because you assumed that a guy would just invite a woman over for sex

 

[fbj]

"My first response is "what kind of fag would do this?" "




Human touch and even sensuality is very important in fact. I think its a brilliant idea!

Why he got to be a fag? Cuddling can lead to making out idiot

I was quotng the OP!

Note quotation marks!

And why does cuddling always have to end in sex? As I said, human touch, companionship and sensuality.

but of course you wouldnt know about that.

Not necessarily sex but hugging and kissing and role playing

 

[The Great Goose]

you pay a whore to lay in bed next you and sex is not allowed.


that is some seriously fucked up non-sense

that takes pathetic to a level that I lack the vocabulary to describe.

She can sit on a guy's face while he jerks off

Whats the point in that comment?

Because you assumed that a guy would just invite a woman over for sex

I assume YOU would!

 

[The Great Goose]

It's.

A.

Cuddle SERVICE!