Suddenly Praising the Confederate Army Is Cool Again

Southern Democrats are like northern republicans.

And southern republicans are just plain ol' assholes.
 
Oh, it’s OK because it’s a Democrat doing the praising.

Roy Moore’s Democratic Challenger Recently Ran an Ad Praising the Confederate Army

Let me guess. The Slate is now alt right.

How do you get "praise" from this:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.
 
Oh, it’s OK because it’s a Democrat doing the praising.

Roy Moore’s Democratic Challenger Recently Ran an Ad Praising the Confederate Army

Let me guess. The Slate is now alt right.

How do you get "praise" from this:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.
Calling someone brave is not praise?

Hypocriticus Maximus
 
Ah. So you go along with the freaks who praise the 9-11 hijackers as brave.

You're not brave...that's one thing of which I am absolutely sure.

The rest of this...meh...it's just Russian Active Measures by an (un)witting propagandist.
 
Oh, it’s OK because it’s a Democrat doing the praising.

Roy Moore’s Democratic Challenger Recently Ran an Ad Praising the Confederate Army

Let me guess. The Slate is now alt right.

How do you get "praise" from this:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.
Calling someone brave is not praise?

Hypocriticus Maximus

Well charging across a field with cannons and muskets sending a hail of lead across the same field at those who are charging could be called brave. The elitist who started the war, not so brave. That reminds me.....

 
Oh, it’s OK because it’s a Democrat doing the praising.

Roy Moore’s Democratic Challenger Recently Ran an Ad Praising the Confederate Army

Let me guess. The Slate is now alt right.

How do you get "praise" from this:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.
Calling someone brave is not praise?

Hypocriticus Maximus

Well charging across a field with cannons and muskets sending a hail of lead across the same field at those who are charging could be called brave. The elitist who started the war, not so brave. That reminds me.....


Well charging across a field with cannons and muskets sending a hail of lead across the same field at those who are charging could be called brave. The elitist who started the war, not so brave. That reminds me.....

Ah, back to the flying planes into buildings is brave argument.
 
Here's the text of the ad's narrative:

Little Round Top, Gettysburg. Three times Col. William Oates of Alabama led the Confederate forces to take it. Running out of ammunition, Col. Joshua Chamberlain of Maine had his men fix bayonets to desperately repel the attack. What brought those two brave men, one from Alabama and one from Maine, together was war—two sides believing so strongly in their cause that they were willing to die for it. Those times are past, long ago, and our country is better for it. But now we fight too often over other matters. It seems as if we're coming apart. I want to go to Washington and meet the representatives from Maine and those from every other state not on a battlefield, but to find common ground, because there's honor in compromise and civility. To pull together as a people and get things done for Alabama. I'm Doug Jones and I approve this message, because on December 12, Alabama can lead the way.
 
Suggestion for Doug Jones's next ad:

"Hey, I might be a Democrat, but at least I ain't a child molester. ROLL TIDE!"
 

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