Statistikhengst
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Sex. It always comes down to sex.
Not saying that's a bad thing.
Nope. Not a bad thing at all.
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I'm sorry, what did you say? I was thinking about sex...
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Sex. It always comes down to sex.
Not saying that's a bad thing.
Nope. Not a bad thing at all.
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Have a good one, folks.
Have a good one, folks.
Thanks, Stat! I tend to absorb more info if I read it more than once.![]()
"be back" as in bbl (be back later) "I M talk"
be back?
boo-boo?
being broke?
brewing brewski?
barely binging?
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Hmmm, they look so good. I've had the maple bacon on hamburgers....really delicious, I bet the caramel bacon is really good with the sweetness of the buns (I'm guessing they are cinnamon buns).
I just fixed some caramelized mushrooms/onions to put on hamburgers....they were so good and the house still smells sooooo good.
Just a bit of humor to liven up this Wednesday............
Mean Old Man
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down and I know he won't stop and ask for directions!"