sealybobo
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I don't know if your little replies would be as funny if not for the pic of Captain Kangaroo. LOL.Ted Cruz has been running since March and nobody knows who he is
Thanks Donald Trump
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I don't know if your little replies would be as funny if not for the pic of Captain Kangaroo. LOL.Ted Cruz has been running since March and nobody knows who he is
Thanks Donald Trump
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Liberal gun reference targeting Ted Cruz
You can tell a political party has no good ideas when they feel they have to start flinging insults the moment a candidate announces he will be running for president. With Ted Cruz it began with silly accusations about scaring 3 year olds.
The wailing by Democrats is deafening. Calling Ted Cruz crazy, scary, dangerous, you name it. I think he's the right guy for the job. Nothing causes liberals to lose their minds like a genuine candidate that scares the shit out of them, meaning somebody that is a real conservative, not a fake conservative that can be manipulated. I figure they're going to be Palinizing him for the next year or so. They even have their bought and paid for Spanish station Univision trashing Cruz. Chris Matthews called him a hijacker, alluding to his Cuban ancestry, a Cruise missile aimed at the U.S. Capital. This insanity is a direct reflection of Democrats that feel they need to trash their opposition rather than give voters a reason to vote for their shitty candidate of choice, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
It's absolutely priceless some of the accusations they're using.
- He's not qualified because he doesn't have a valid birth certificate
- He's never accomplished anything
- He's inexperienced
- His ideas on Global Warming are crazy
Jesus......this sounds just like Barack H. Obama.
Links
Donny Deutsch Attacks Scary Dangerous Slimy Ted Cruz
On Day Cruz Announces for President Hardball s Matthews Spends Much of Program Blasting Him As Latter-Day McCarthy
Satirist Andy Borowitz Blogger Charles Pierce Welcome Disturbed Extremist Fanatic Ted Cruz to Presidential Race
From the Get-Go Univision Hammers Cruz
Crushing Cruz The Media s Worst Attacks on the GOP Presidential Candidate
TIL that a candidate's worth is based entirely on their facial appearance.Who sees guys like this and says "oh yea I want to vote for that guy"?
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Are you too dumb to know when a used car salesman is slimy? And no. They are even worse when they open their mouths.TIL that a candidate's worth is based entirely on their facial appearance.Who sees guys like this and says "oh yea I want to vote for that guy"?
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Now I remember why I stopped paying attention to you.
You're right. I was dumb. I thought you were supposed to evaluate a candidate on their positions, voting history, and personal legacy of scandals. I only learned today from you that this is wrong and we should actually be looking at party affiliation and what sorts of silly facial expressions they are capable of making. You have my deepest apologies and my thanks for educating me in this matter.Are you too dumb to know when a used car salesman is slimy? And no. They are even worse when they open their mouths.TIL that a candidate's worth is based entirely on their facial appearance.Who sees guys like this and says "oh yea I want to vote for that guy"?
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Now I remember why I stopped paying attention to you.
Search ResultsYou're right. I was dumb. I thought you were supposed to evaluate a candidate on their positions, voting history, and personal legacy of scandals. I only learned today from you that this is wrong and we should actually be looking at party affiliation and what sorts of silly facial expressions they are capable of making. You have my deepest apologies and my thanks for educating me in this matter.Are you too dumb to know when a used car salesman is slimy? And no. They are even worse when they open their mouths.TIL that a candidate's worth is based entirely on their facial appearance.Who sees guys like this and says "oh yea I want to vote for that guy"?
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Now I remember why I stopped paying attention to you.
You realize a lot of those students have come forward and said they would have freaked the fuck out had he reacted any differently, right? NORAD was handling it. Staying calm and collected was priority number one for him.I dunno, shutting down the government while reading a kid's book seems like it should pretty much disqualify any clown candidate
How is that not just being a good father? If your little girls expect you to read them Green Eggs and Ham then, dammit, you're going to read them Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor if that's what it takes.
How is that not just being a good father? If your little girls expect you to read them Green Eggs and Ham then, dammit, you're going to read them Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor if that's what it takes.