The Rapture

[sealybobo]

I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

 

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I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

I don't know much about it. I'm too busy being a sinner. I sure ain't no saint, amirite?

 

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Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

Did you know the people who deny global warming the most are Christians? They believe the rapture is coming and the Bible never warned about global warming so it is no concern to them.

Christian defenders say Christianity is good for people and there are no negatives to it but this is a good example of how religion makes people stupid. The same people also deny evolution

Don't tell me you fell for their global warming bullshit. I thought you would be smarter than that.

 

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Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

You have Sealybobo to blame for this.

 

[ding]

Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

Did you know the people who deny global warming the most are Christians? They believe the rapture is coming and the Bible never warned about global warming so it is no concern to them.

Christian defenders say Christianity is good for people and there are no negatives to it but this is a good example of how religion makes people stupid. The same people also deny evolution

Do you and Ravi go way back?

Tell me about it please.

 

[sealybobo]

Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

Did you know the people who deny global warming the most are Christians? They believe the rapture is coming and the Bible never warned about global warming so it is no concern to them.

Christian defenders say Christianity is good for people and there are no negatives to it but this is a good example of how religion makes people stupid. The same people also deny evolution

Do you and Ravi go way back?

Tell me about it please.

I know of Ravi but I don’t know my fellow atheist liberal democrats as well as I do you guys. I talk to you I just like agree and winner their comments. Or hit informative

 

[yiostheoy]

I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

Well before you can rapture your azz up into the sky you better have worked your azz doing a few of the things on the list in Matthew Chap 25.

Working with the homeless is one of the ways that would accomplish most of these.

I have a friend who is in jail due to pedophilia. I will probably go visit him just to check off this box.

 

[yiostheoy]

Matthew 24:40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

Most people familiar with Mathew 24:40 believe that this is speaking of an end time rapture involving two different people, one goes with God and the other is destroyed or left behind to suffer tribulation.

But let's think outside the box for a moment. With scripture we will soon see that this verse is actually hiding an incredible truth that at this point in Christian history, 99.9% do not see.

Mathew 24:40 is actually speaking of one person circumcised by the word of God. When the Word first came to you, you were spiritually cut in two, separating the old man (flesh), from the new man (inward man).

1John 3:8,9 displays this hidden truth perfectly. " He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil. Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

1 Corinthians 15:22 For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.

1 Corinthians 15:47-49 "The first man is of the earth, earthy: the second man is the Lord from heaven. As is the earthy, such are they also that are earthy: and as is the heavenly, such are they also that are heavenly. And as we have borne the image of the earthy, we shall also bear the image of the heavenly."

Mt 8:5-10 "And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him, And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented. And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him. The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed. For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this man, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth it. When Jesus heard it, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel."

Faith in what? The power of the word

John 6:63 "It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life".

Jeremiah 13:23 - Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Romans 9:21 "Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?"

Mathew 24:40 "Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left."

Ecclesiastes 4:15 "I considered all the living which walk under the sun, with the second child that shall stand up in his stead."

Take some time to ponder these things -HumptyDumpty

Don't forget to read on -- to Chap 25 as well.

That has the list of things you need to check off before your azz gets raptured up into the sky.

 

[sealybobo]

Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

You have Sealybobo to blame for this.

I was watching Samantha bee. She sent a reporter to some conservative Christian coastal town where global warming affects are obvious. Those people are so stubborn. There is a connection between people denying that we are ruining this planet and Christianity. Christians know how the world will end. The Bible tells them. So they won’t listen to science.

I wonder how many conservatives kids got shot at that school. Was a upper class white neighborhood right?

Omg I’m watching borat and these preachers are talking about global warming and evolution. What are the odds?

 

[yiostheoy]

I was being kind of serious. I do agree on the socialism/fascism thing, but I don't consider most Dems and Reps either of those things. When you think about it, Democrats attract people that want to help other people, and Republicans attract people that are in it for themselves. So if the traditional thought of what the rapture is is true...

Well I guess my argument against that would be that George W. Bush claims to be a conservative Republican and yet he has spent more $$ than any and all other previous Presidents combined as well as chopped down the constitution as if it were George Washington's cherry tree.

Democrat and Republican are nothing more than a divisional smoke screen to hijack our republic.

These same Republicans and Democrats passed laws to allow this

Old Man Bush (GHW) was fond of grabbing girlies' butts.

He has since confessed.

Is that going to prevent his own azz from being raptured?

 

[yiostheoy]

Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

You have Sealybobo to blame for this.

I was watching Samantha bee. She sent a reporter to some conservative Christian coastal town where global warming affects are obvious. Those people are so stubborn. There is a connection between people denying that we are ruining this planet and Christianity. Christians know how the world will end. The Bible tells them. So they won’t listen to science.

I wonder how many conservatives kids got shot at that school. Was a upper class white neighborhood right?

Omg I’m watching borat and these preachers are talking about global warming and evolution. What are the odds?

Can't you just say "Protestant" ??

Do you have to white wash it with "Conservative Christian" ???

 

[yiostheoy]

I still don't understand what "the rapture" is, but theres a song the mississippi mass choir sings about it and I like the tune.

Obviously NOT a Protestant then.

 

[sealybobo]

I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

Well before you can rapture your azz up into the sky you better have worked your azz doing a few of the things on the list in Matthew Chap 25.

Working with the homeless is one of the ways that would accomplish most of these.

I have a friend who is in jail due to pedophilia. I will probably go visit him just to check off this box.

We went to feed the homeless at Xmas. Do you know who got the volunteers and homeless talking? Me. I start talking to the black guys next thing their trying to teach the kids how to play tonk.

My buddy went to jail for sexual deviant stuff. I told him sorry I can’t be seen with a known sex offender. He needs to move. Haven’t seen him in years even though he’s still living with his parents local. What will you say to him?

 

[sealybobo]

Wow, I always took it to mean he'd be taking the Dems to heaven and leaving the Reps behind.

You have Sealybobo to blame for this.

I was watching Samantha bee. She sent a reporter to some conservative Christian coastal town where global warming affects are obvious. Those people are so stubborn. There is a connection between people denying that we are ruining this planet and Christianity. Christians know how the world will end. The Bible tells them. So they won’t listen to science.

I wonder how many conservatives kids got shot at that school. Was a upper class white neighborhood right?

Omg I’m watching borat and these preachers are talking about global warming and evolution. What are the odds?

Can't you just say "Protestant" ??

Do you have to white wash it with "Conservative Christian" ???

There not always Protestant are they? Is that what born agains are? Jimmy swagger. 700 club? Is that what they are?

Baptist don’t believe in the rapture?

 

[sealybobo]

I still don't understand what "the rapture" is, but theres a song the mississippi mass choir sings about it and I like the tune.

Obviously NOT a Protestant then.

My favorite basketball team is the Toronto raptures

 

[yiostheoy]

I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

Well before you can rapture your azz up into the sky you better have worked your azz doing a few of the things on the list in Matthew Chap 25.

Working with the homeless is one of the ways that would accomplish most of these.

I have a friend who is in jail due to pedophilia. I will probably go visit him just to check off this box.

We went to feed the homeless at Xmas. Do you know who got the volunteers and homeless talking? Me. I start talking to the black guys next thing their trying to teach the kids how to play tonk.

My buddy went to jail for sexual deviant stuff. I told him sorry I can’t be seen with a known sex offender. He needs to move. Haven’t seen him in years even though he’s still living with his parents local. What will you say to him?

I found a homeless man asleep on a park bench 2 nights ago. I woke him and told him the park is closed and he cannot sleep or even sit there. I asked him why he did not have any camping gear like the other homeless here? All he had was his jacket over street clothes. It was a colder than usual night dropping below freezing.

He said he had just been evicted.

So I gave him a blanket and told him to curl up under a tree.

I usually carry about 3 to 5 blankets rolled up in my vehicle for situations just like this. U-Haul blankets are the cheapest at about $1 to $2 each and they work well enough.

This happens a lot. I see it often.

"... naked and ye clothed me ...".

Matthew Chapter 25 is hard to avoid if you take Jesus and his philosophy of philanthropy seriously.

 

[sealybobo]

I still don't understand what "the rapture" is, but theres a song the mississippi mass choir sings about it and I like the tune.

Obviously NOT a Protestant then.

I’m seriously asking. Don’t baptists believe in the rapture?

I dated this girl recently she was apiscapalian? I bet they believe in the rapture too.

Which sects deny it?

 

[yiostheoy]

I still don't understand what "the rapture" is, but theres a song the mississippi mass choir sings about it and I like the tune.

Obviously NOT a Protestant then.

I’m seriously asking. Don’t baptists believe in the rapture?

I dated this girl recently she was apiscapalian? I bet they believe in the rapture too.

Which sects deny it?

The only thing I know about Baptists is that their rules say no alcohol but many of them drink it anyway.

How would alcohol affect the rapturing of your azz if you are Baptist and violating their rules? Do you then need to wait until the Catholics all get raptured then?

 

[sealybobo]

I want to hear Christians who don’t believe the rapture discuss with the ones that do

Well before you can rapture your azz up into the sky you better have worked your azz doing a few of the things on the list in Matthew Chap 25.

Working with the homeless is one of the ways that would accomplish most of these.

I have a friend who is in jail due to pedophilia. I will probably go visit him just to check off this box.

We went to feed the homeless at Xmas. Do you know who got the volunteers and homeless talking? Me. I start talking to the black guys next thing their trying to teach the kids how to play tonk.

My buddy went to jail for sexual deviant stuff. I told him sorry I can’t be seen with a known sex offender. He needs to move. Haven’t seen him in years even though he’s still living with his parents local. What will you say to him?

I found a homeless man asleep on a park bench 2 nights ago. I woke him and told him the park is closed and he cannot sleep or even sit there. I asked him why he did not have any camping gear like the other homeless here? All he had was his jacket over street clothes. It was a colder than usual night dropping below freezing.

He said he had just been evicted.

So I gave him a blanket and told him to curl up under a tree.

I usually carry about 3 to 5 blankets rolled up in my vehicle for situations just like this. U-Haul blankets are the cheapest at about $1 to $2 each and they work well enough.

This happens a lot. I see it often.

"... naked and ye clothed me ...".

Matthew Chapter 25 is hard to avoid if you take Jesus and his philosophy of philanthropy seriously.

I get all bundled up and go hunting and still I freeze. They must suffer. Bless your heart

 

[sealybobo]

I still don't understand what "the rapture" is, but theres a song the mississippi mass choir sings about it and I like the tune.

Obviously NOT a Protestant then.

I’m seriously asking. Don’t baptists believe in the rapture?

I dated this girl recently she was apiscapalian? I bet they believe in the rapture too.

Which sects deny it?

The only thing I know about Baptists is that their rules say no alcohol but many of them drink it anyway.

How would alcohol affect the rapturing of your azz if you are Baptist and violating their rules? Do you then need to wait until the Catholics all get raptured then?

They all violate the rules.