The Rock Dwayne Johnson may run for President

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The Rock May Run for President When He Can Get Around to It

If he does he has promised to bodyslam all debate contestants.

There are a lot of reasons for the half-whimsical popular movement to convince the actor and exā€“professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. The Rock, to run for president. Larger than life both physically and metaphorically, Johnson seems an appealing, well-spoken character, perhaps even underrated as an actor. Like a real superhero, heā€™s in constant motion, with movie and TV projects galore. And in the Trump era, The Rockā€™s complete lack of conventional qualifications for the job isnā€™t so daunting. In some respects, he represents the light side of the entertainment planet while the current president of the United States always represented the dark side. The multiracial Californian turned Floridian also looks and sounds like America would like to look and sound (in contrast to the pasty and inarticulate incumbent) if America were an action figure.

Johnson has done a masterful job in teasing the idea of a political career for himself for quite some time:

So is Dwayne Johnsons political run illegal to speak of?

Only Hitler knows
 
The Rock May Run for President When He Can Get Around to It

If he does he has promised to bodyslam all debate contestants.

There are a lot of reasons for the half-whimsical popular movement to convince the actor and exā€“professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. The Rock, to run for president. Larger than life both physically and metaphorically, Johnson seems an appealing, well-spoken character, perhaps even underrated as an actor. Like a real superhero, heā€™s in constant motion, with movie and TV projects galore. And in the Trump era, The Rockā€™s complete lack of conventional qualifications for the job isnā€™t so daunting. In some respects, he represents the light side of the entertainment planet while the current president of the United States always represented the dark side. The multiracial Californian turned Floridian also looks and sounds like America would like to look and sound (in contrast to the pasty and inarticulate incumbent) if America were an action figure.

Johnson has done a masterful job in teasing the idea of a political career for himself for quite some time:

So is Dwayne Johnsons political run illegal to speak of?

Only Hitler knows

He's good, but he's no President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, I tell ya...
 
I wouldn't mind that, I've always been a bit interested in what dirt there is on him. Start with the possibility of PED use I imagine (he probably never did use tbh, but it's somewhere to begin) and work your way from there.
 
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The Rock May Run for President When He Can Get Around to It

If he does he has promised to bodyslam all debate contestants.

There are a lot of reasons for the half-whimsical popular movement to convince the actor and exā€“professional wrestler Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. The Rock, to run for president. Larger than life both physically and metaphorically, Johnson seems an appealing, well-spoken character, perhaps even underrated as an actor. Like a real superhero, heā€™s in constant motion, with movie and TV projects galore. And in the Trump era, The Rockā€™s complete lack of conventional qualifications for the job isnā€™t so daunting. In some respects, he represents the light side of the entertainment planet while the current president of the United States always represented the dark side. The multiracial Californian turned Floridian also looks and sounds like America would like to look and sound (in contrast to the pasty and inarticulate incumbent) if America were an action figure.

Johnson has done a masterful job in teasing the idea of a political career for himself for quite some time:

So is Dwayne Johnsons political run illegal to speak of?

Only Hitler knows

LOL the moderator here believes that discussing Presidential candidates is not political.

You wanna take that one to a court of law kiddy
 
There's no reason Johnson couldn't win. After all, we had to dig deep into the garbage to dig out the Orange Filth ā€” and it won.

Hell, we're stuck with the Orange Filth until 2020, unless, God forbid, he chokes while stuffing his ugly face full of fucking Big Macs.
 
There's no reason Johnson couldn't win. After all, we had to dig deep into the garbage to dig out the Orange Filth ā€” and it won.

Hell, we're stuck with the Orange Filth until 2020, unless, God forbid, he chokes while stuffing his ugly face full of fucking Big Macs.
What's it like to be this unhinged? Can you actually tell you sound like a full blown rerard?
 
There's no reason Johnson couldn't win. After all, we had to dig deep into the garbage to dig out the Orange Filth ā€” and it won.

Hell, we're stuck with the Orange Filth until 2020, unless, God forbid, he chokes while stuffing his ugly face full of fucking Big Macs.
What's it like to be this unhinged? Can you actually tell you sound like a full blown rerard?
Read a few of your own posts to see what a "full blown retard" looks like, you miserable fucking asshole.
 

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