The Tesla Trio: Thumb-Text Revolution

Abishai100

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This is a commerce-evolution (i.e., since sea-travel) vignette about two celebrities and an Internet blogger modelled after myself named Ajay discussing 'modern-media narratives.'

Signing off,




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Cruise, Ajay, and Hanks all loved Taco Bell's new jalapeno double-chalupa and wanted to market it in their own 'spheres of influence.' Cruise talked about the zesty convenience fast-food multicultural fare-dish on a talk-show on a Monday morning; Ajay blogged about the chalupa on US Message Board on Tuesday morning; and Hanks requested a film script-line be inserted in his next movie (about German tourists in America discovering 'fast-food culture'). Cruise (Tom) had already made the movie Edge of Tomorrow; Ajay had written a Pulitzer-winning essay in The New Yorker about the FDA being the new Red Cross; and Hanks (Tom) had made a movie about espionage involving commerce (between America and Europe!) during the Cold War.

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Yep, Cruise, Ajay, and Hanks were 'media gargoyles' whose only mission was to understand the modern 'aesthetics' involving 'streamlined social etiquette' based on industrialization, labor-education, and marketing-themed philosophy and therefore ironically each studied the peculiar cultural symbolism attached to school uniform policies in the USA. All three agreed that school uniforms were good for preventing fashion-distractions in the minds of students but that they also incited rebelliousness if the school's administration was not handsomely 'liberal.' Larry King talked about Cruise, Ajay, and Hanks while introducing a new politics-treatise modernism novel titled Pirates of Philips and Pioneer.

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The three became a 'momentary media triangle spotlight event' for those actually interested in new age 'global-web society populism' themed public domain gossip. Ajay posted his sketches about Ancient Egypt meant to signify an enduring fascination with geometrical fashions even hidden in the child-like (or even mischievous!) doodles of anti-capitalist comics. Meanwhile, Cruise and Hanks touted the 'pirates-work' discussed by Larry King and wondered if there were deep vaudevillian-aesthetics connections between pirate-culture from the age of sea-travel to Egyptology 'sci-fi' (e.g., Stargate) in this new media-prone age of 'clean-line designs' (e.g., IBM). Ajay's Ancient Egypt stick-figure art made millions in endorsements from Microsoft, Dell, and Tandy. Finally, Cruise, Ajay, and Hanks appeared together on the Larry King Live show on Valentine's Day 2018!

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Larry King commended Ajay on his Egyptology stick-figure doodles and their shocking popularity on the Internet, and he suggested to Cruise and Hanks that they become 'allies' in this new age of media-oriented pedestrianism 'live-dialogue politics' (only slightly higher-up from the level of street-pulpit evangelism we'd seen from Boss Tweed-era New York City). Ajay was a big fan of Herbert Asbury and commented to Larry King that the representations (or rather, 're-presentations') of Tweed NYC in Scorsese's Asbury-adapted film-epic Gangs of New York affected modern-day Americans' consciousness regarding 'mob psychology virtue.' Would this story of this 'Tesla Trio' go un-remembered in the great folkloric halls of Radio Days/Internet Days?


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