There's Never Been Another Fairy Tale Like the Bible.....Never Will

[Mr Natural]

Miracles....LMAO!! Big Lies would be closer to the truth!

A ghost floating on a cloud meeting a bunch of dimwits in the air to escort them through pearly gates to an exclusive community.

The 2/3 - 3/4 who are sinners burning eternally in a lake of fire and brimstone.

A flood which covered the earth to a depth of five miles then evaporated within a few weeks....not to mention two of each species on the face of the earth on a home made boat.

Big fish puking up live men.

Seas separating for the good guys and drowning the bad guys chasing them.

Compound walls falling at the sound of a trumpet.

A human being turned into a pillar of salt in her tracks.

Men living through a 1200 degree furnace.

The earth standing still.

Ten commandments presented to one man by god in the form of a burning bush.

A man walking on water.

Feeding five thousand plus women and children who also ate with two fish and five loaves then gathering 12 baskets of leftovers.

Water turned into fine wine.

Lepers healed by touching.

Selectively raising dead men.

Virgin birth.

Resurrection.

Are you kidding? Any science fiction movie would be easier to believe than that made up load of horse shit!

You left out my favorite: The Talking Snake.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Notice the lack of threads started by the haters mocking Islam?

I have my theories as to why.

 

[Campbell]

There are lots of similar fairy tales. The Bible actually plagiarizes some of them.

How is that possible if every fairy-tale we know was written dozens of centuries after the Bible was written? Grimm's fairy-tales was published in 1812. The last book of the Old Testament was written 443 B.C. The last book of the New Testament was written 98 A.D.

Now explain how the Bible is a work of plagiarism from popular fairy-tales.

Actually, the Koran is a work of plagiarism from the Bible.

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own--a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
~Dr. Albert Einstein~

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with all this artificial scaffolding" ~Thomas Jefferson~

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my Church."
~Thomas Paine~

"Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence--stuffed and in a museum."
~Mark Twain~~

Good people can do good and bad people can do evil. But for good people to do evil -- that takes religion.
~Steven Weinberg~

“I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty
Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord’s work.”
~Adolph Hitler~

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

 

[Campbell]

Miracles....LMAO!! Big Lies would be closer to the truth!

A ghost floating on a cloud meeting a bunch of dimwits in the air to escort them through pearly gates to an exclusive community.

The 2/3 - 3/4 who are sinners burning eternally in a lake of fire and brimstone.

A flood which covered the earth to a depth of five miles then evaporated within a few weeks....not to mention two of each species on the face of the earth on a home made boat.

Big fish puking up live men.

Seas separating for the good guys and drowning the bad guys chasing them.

Compound walls falling at the sound of a trumpet.

A human being turned into a pillar of salt in her tracks.

Men living through a 1200 degree furnace.

The earth standing still.

Ten commandments presented to one man by god in the form of a burning bush.

A man walking on water.

Feeding five thousand plus women and children who also ate with two fish and five loaves then gathering 12 baskets of leftovers.

Water turned into fine wine.

Lepers healed by touching.

Selectively raising dead men.

Virgin birth.

Resurrection.

Are you kidding? Any science fiction movie would be easier to believe than that made up load of horse shit!

You left out my favorite: The Talking Snake.

Yes Indeed!!! Two naked teens in a garden with a snake determined the mortality of mankind from creation till eternity. One bite off the apple. You gotta hand it to the old timer......he had one hell of an imagination.

 

[mudwhistle]

There are lots of similar fairy tales. The Bible actually plagiarizes some of them.

How is that possible if every fairy-tale we know was written dozens of centuries after the Bible was written? Grimm's fairy-tales was published in 1812. The last book of the Old Testament was written 443 B.C. The last book of the New Testament was written 98 A.D.

Now explain how the Bible is a work of plagiarism from popular fairy-tales.

Actually, the Koran is a work of plagiarism from the Bible.

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own--a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
~Dr. Albert Einstein~

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with all this artificial scaffolding" ~Thomas Jefferson~

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my Church."
~Thomas Paine~

"Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence--stuffed and in a museum."
~Mark Twain~~

Good people can do good and bad people can do evil. But for good people to do evil -- that takes religion.
~Steven Weinberg~

“I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty
Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord’s work.”
~Adolph Hitler~

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

If you want to ask a question on physics you ask Einstein. If you want to ask a question on religion you ask the Pope.

Quoting people who scoff at religion doesn't prove anything. Most of them don't understand the subject. Particularly someone like Einstein.

People who feel they are too intelligent to believe in God are only trying to replace God. They think they know everything and they don't. They're problem is a lack of humility and they are obsorbed by a overblown feeling of self worth. This is why Jesus said children are the most blessed because they believe without question. Later on in life they become twisted by life experiences. I think that's your problem.

 

[mudwhistle]

Miracles....LMAO!! Big Lies would be closer to the truth!

A ghost floating on a cloud meeting a bunch of dimwits in the air to escort them through pearly gates to an exclusive community.

The 2/3 - 3/4 who are sinners burning eternally in a lake of fire and brimstone.

A flood which covered the earth to a depth of five miles then evaporated within a few weeks....not to mention two of each species on the face of the earth on a home made boat.

Big fish puking up live men.

Seas separating for the good guys and drowning the bad guys chasing them.

Compound walls falling at the sound of a trumpet.

A human being turned into a pillar of salt in her tracks.

Men living through a 1200 degree furnace.

The earth standing still.

Ten commandments presented to one man by god in the form of a burning bush.

A man walking on water.

Feeding five thousand plus women and children who also ate with two fish and five loaves then gathering 12 baskets of leftovers.

Water turned into fine wine.

Lepers healed by touching.

Selectively raising dead men.

Virgin birth.

Resurrection.

Are you kidding? Any science fiction movie would be easier to believe than that made up load of horse shit!

You left out my favorite: The Talking Snake.

Yes Indeed!!! Two naked teens in a garden with a snake determined the mortality of mankind from creation till eternity. One bite off the apple. You gotta hand it to the old timer......he had one hell of an imagination.

Course you actually think that eve gave Adam an apple that made him all if the sudden shy about his tallywacker.

You actually took that literally?

How thick can you get.

 

[Campbell]

There are lots of similar fairy tales. The Bible actually plagiarizes some of them.

How is that possible if every fairy-tale we know was written dozens of centuries after the Bible was written? Grimm's fairy-tales was published in 1812. The last book of the Old Testament was written 443 B.C. The last book of the New Testament was written 98 A.D.

Now explain how the Bible is a work of plagiarism from popular fairy-tales.

Actually, the Koran is a work of plagiarism from the Bible.

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own--a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
~Dr. Albert Einstein~

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with all this artificial scaffolding" ~Thomas Jefferson~

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my Church."
~Thomas Paine~

"Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence--stuffed and in a museum."
~Mark Twain~~

Good people can do good and bad people can do evil. But for good people to do evil -- that takes religion.
~Steven Weinberg~

“I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty
Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord’s work.”
~Adolph Hitler~

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

If you want to ask a question on physics you ask Einstein. If you want to ask a question on religion you ask the Pope.

Quoting people who scoff at religion doesn't prove anything. Most of them don't understand the subject. Particularly someone like Einstein.

People who feel they are too intelligent to believe in God are only trying to replace God. They think they know everything and they don't. They're problem is a lack of humility and they are obsorbed by a overblown feeling of self worth. This is why Jesus said children are the most blessed because they believe without question. Later on in life they become twisted by life experiences. I think that's your problem.

Mr. I don't have a problem....that would be people who need an imaginary friend

 

[Campbell]

There are lots of similar fairy tales. The Bible actually plagiarizes some of them.

How is that possible if every fairy-tale we know was written dozens of centuries after the Bible was written? Grimm's fairy-tales was published in 1812. The last book of the Old Testament was written 443 B.C. The last book of the New Testament was written 98 A.D.

Now explain how the Bible is a work of plagiarism from popular fairy-tales.

Actually, the Koran is a work of plagiarism from the Bible.

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own--a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism.
~Dr. Albert Einstein~

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. But we may hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with all this artificial scaffolding" ~Thomas Jefferson~

"I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church, nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my Church."
~Thomas Paine~

"Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence--stuffed and in a museum."
~Mark Twain~~

Good people can do good and bad people can do evil. But for good people to do evil -- that takes religion.
~Steven Weinberg~

“I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty
Creator. By warding off the Jews I am fighting for the Lord’s work.”
~Adolph Hitler~

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

If you want to ask a question on physics you ask Einstein. If you want to ask a question on religion you ask the Pope.

Quoting people who scoff at religion doesn't prove anything. Most of them don't understand the subject. Particularly someone like Einstein.

People who feel they are too intelligent to believe in God are only trying to replace God. They think they know everything and they don't. They're problem is a lack of humility and they are obsorbed by a overblown feeling of self worth. This is why Jesus said children are the most blessed because they believe without question. Later on in life they become twisted by life experiences. I think that's your problem.

Mr......I don't have a problem. That would be folks who have an imaginary friend

 

[Agit8r]

There are lots of similar fairy tales. The Bible actually plagiarizes some of them.

How is that possible if every fairy-tale we know was written dozens of centuries after the Bible was written? Grimm's fairy-tales was published in 1812. The last book of the Old Testament was written 443 B.C. The last book of the New Testament was written 98 A.D.

Now explain how the Bible is a work of plagiarism from popular fairy-tales.

Actually, the Koran is a work of plagiarism from the Bible.

They plagiarized the mythology of the Assyrians in Genesis. The NT borrows various elements of Greek Mythology; Hades, Daemons, the mortal demigod, etc. Even the philosophical teachings attributed to Jesus are basically a Cliffs Notes version of the early chapters of Plato's Republic... but I digress.