Tips to Criminals

[rightwinger]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

 

[MarathonMike]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

Sure it is, just commit the crime in a Democrat controlled city and you are untouchable.

 

[rightwinger]

Sure it is, just commit the crime in a Democrat controlled city and you are untouchable.

We have 2.5 million in prison
Trump is next

As a criminal, his biggest problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut

 

[okfine]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

Just go on Newsmax and say you want to lockup/kill Hillary while acting like a crazy. You might get a visit from the FBI.

 

[Meathead]

We have 2.5 million in prison
Trump is next

As a criminal, his biggest problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut

Put Trump in jail/prison, but then get out your pussy hat. You're going to need it again.

 

[rightwinger]

Put Trump in jail/prison, but then get out your pussy hat. You're going to need it again.

Tips to Trump

1. Try to actually follow the law
2. Don’t think the law does not apply to you
3. Keep your mouth shut
4. Listen to your lawyers
5. Don’t insult the judge

 

[Meathead]

Tips to Trump

1. Try to actually follow the law
2. Don’t think the law does not apply to you
3. Keep your mouth shut
4. Listen to your lawyers
5. Don’t insult the judge

6. Avoid corrupt DAs and judges.

 

[Sunni Man]

This started out a fun thread.
But sadly, it quickly devolved into a TDS thread. ...

 

[rightwinger]

6. Avoid corrupt DAs and judges.

Trumps biggest problem is that he is not a very smart criminal
He thinks he is above the law, that his tactics of delay and intimidation will work, that juries will believe his lies and that he is smarter than his lawyers and the judge

 

[yidnar]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

a dem would know .

 

[yidnar]

We have 2.5 million in prison
Trump is next

As a criminal, his biggest problem is that he can’t keep his mouth shut

Hunter and James Biden referred for criminal prosecution

House Republicans referred Hunter and James Biden to the Department of Justice for criminal prosecution, alleging they lied under oath during testimony on Capitol Hill.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Lastamender]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

Criminals are a protected class under this illegitimate administration. You dumbass. Thread closed.

 

[Meathead]

Trumps biggest problem is that he is not a very smart criminal
He thinks he is above the law, that his tactics of delay and intimidation will work, that juries will believe his lies and that he is smarter than his lawyers and the judge

He is doubtlessly smarter than the judge and jury.

 

[Lastamender]

Trumps biggest problem is that he is not a very smart criminal
He thinks he is above the law, that his tactics of delay and intimidation will work, that juries will believe his lies and that he is smarter than his lawyers and the judge

Projection from a sycophant buried in shit up to his neck. Ignore it.

 

[Polishprince]

Criminals should be using "throwaway cell phones" with the idea of actually throwing them away after the caper.

 

[rightwinger]

Criminals are a protected class under this illegitimate administration. You dumbass. Thread closed.

Most criminal prosecutions are at the state and local level dumbass

 

[rightwinger]

He is doubtlessly smarter than the judge and jury.

Evidently not

 

[Lastamender]

Most criminal prosecutions are at the state and local level dumbass

And does the Biden administration's DOJ do anything about the felons released every day? They have that right. They can step in and make sure laws are enforced. Why don't they? And you are a dumbass. I have known that since day one back in 2011.

 

[rightwinger]

And does the Biden administration's DOJ do anything about the felons released every day? They have that right. They can step in and make sure laws are enforced. Why don't they? And you are a dumbass. I have known that since day one back in 2011.

Actually, unless they are Federal Prisoners, DOJ has nothing to do with it

 

[Robert W]

Not easy being a criminal these days.
Some tips to make your life easier

Tattoos: I know that tattoo makes you look like a bad ass.
But in the old days if you robbed a liquor store, the description went out as a white male, 5 foot 9, 150 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes ……..could apply to a million people.
Today it is….the guy had a tattoo of a skull with a snake coming out its eye on his left arm. Cops are at your door in an hour.

Cell Phones: Leave it at home. That phone can pinpoint you at the scene of the crime and blow away any alibi you might claim.

Social Media: Taking a selfie of yourself in a criminal act and posting it online is not a good idea. Neither is bragging in a chat room…even if you think you are anonymous.

Cameras: They are everywhere. In businesses, outside peoples homes, smart phones, major intersections. You will be seen. Even if you wear a mask, cameras will pick you up putting it on and have pictures of your car cruising the neighborhood.

DNA: If you kill someone, rape someone, assault someone your DNA will be on them and their DNA will be on you.

Google: Your searches can be reviewed to see if you looked up the victim, the neighborhood, how to poison someone, how to dispose of a body.

Not easy to get away with crime.

That is a how to commit crimes drama.