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Mahmoud Abbas Cuts Ties with US and Israel, World in Shock
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Daniel Krygier
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February 2, 2020
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In a fit of rage over President Trump’s “Deal of the Century” peace plan, PLO chief Mahmoud Abbas cut ties with America and Israel. The plan calls for the establishment of a new Arab state living in peace with the Jewish state. In addition, Trump’s plan offers 50 billion dollars in investments in the new PLO state if it renounces terrorism against Israel.
Mr. Abbas’s spokesperson Mohamed al-Megalomania spoke to Israellycool: “Living in peace with the Jews? This is not part of our culture! Mr. Abbas’s powerful decision will teach the Zionists and the Cowboys a lesson. From now on, Abbas refuses to be protected by Zionist security, fed with Zionist food, and cured by Zionist doctors at Zionist Apartheid hospitals. Mr. Abbas will also refuse to get free Zionist electricity and American money. In addition, our popular Days of Rage will no longer be tuition-free.”
People worldwide were in shock over Mr. Abbas’s decision to end all relations with the hands that feed him. After all, Pallywood is the world’s leading non-existing kleptocratic banana terrorist republic.
The Chinese government abruptly stopped focusing on pesky details like fighting the Coronavirus and declared three days of mourning over Abbas’s diplomatic shock tactics.
For the first time since the creation of the universe, the sun respectfully rotated around planet Pallywood.
The New Yallah Stock Exchange (NYSE) collapsed fifteen terrorist points, pushing the world to the dangerous brink of another great anti-terrorist depression.
The UN’s Human Bribes Council passed a resolution condemning the “heartless and racist” Trump plan, which denies PLO the fundamental human right to push the annoying Jews into the Mediterranean Ocean.
Global environmentalist superstar Greta Thunberg was outraged:
“This is all wrong. I should be back in school learning Marxism. Instead, I have to fight American-Zionist attacks on PLO’s peaceful Jihad ecosystem. How dare you Mr. Trump!”
Monty Python’s Ministry of Funny Walks protested against Trump’s peace plan by merging with the Arab League of Funny Talks.
The self-appointed leading human rights power, the European Union blasted Trump’s peace plan as “one-sided” and labeled President Trump an “illegal Zionist product from the New York settlement.”
The European Union’s keffiyeh-clad Middle East envoy Manneken Pissed told Israellycool:
“The Deal of the Century is a declaration of war against all Israel critical human bribes activists who want the Jews to rest in peace. Today as all of the year’s 365 days, we are all Pallynudniks.”
Mahmoud Abbas Cuts Ties with US and Israel, World in Shock
The "Deal of the Century" completely excluded any Palestinian input. No one should be surprised at the reactions.
Imagine if the "Deal of the Century" were made with the US and Palestinians only. I doubt Israel would jump on board.
How more will you repeat this silly talking point in face of facts?
The PA refused giving any input, Abbas went into long detail how he refused to review anything, the invitation to talks, the calls.
Silly games.
Not at all.
Against decades of insistence that any resolution MUST be a negotiated one between the Palestinians and Israel:
Trump gave Jerusalem in entirety to Israel, severing any Palestinian claims to any part of it.
Trump closed the Palestinian "consulate".
Trump ended all aid, of any kind, to the Palestinians.
Then you wonder why they wouldn't come to the negotiating table? Seriously?
Again, if the situation were reversed...
Trump gave Jerusalem in entirety to Israel, severing any Palestinian claims to any part of it.
Recognizing reality is never a bad thing.
Trump ended all aid, of any kind, to the Palestinians.
Their own country and $50 billion....why do they need more aid? To buy rockets and dig tunnels?
The part about Jerusalem is not true. Three neighborhoods in East Jerusalem were given to the Palestinians. If they want to use that to be their capital, is entirely up to them. If they choose to do that, President Trump said he would put the American embassy to the State of Palestine there. Plus, the status quo on the Temple Mount would be maintained (namely the Muslim Wakf being in charge, and Jews not being allowed to pray there).