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SPRINGFIELD OH - After a recent rally in which Trump doubled down on the Haitian/animal eating crisis in Springfield being legit, Trump has mysteriously fallen ill, complaining of server chest pain in both sides of his chest, his head, his left hip, and right leg. When asked about the condition of his heart Trump replied, "I have the heart of a 20-year-old. My heart is phenomenal. I have a tremendous blood supply that could supply million, and millions of cells throughout my body, so it can't be a heart problem. In fact, just ask Stormy Daniels how tremendous my blood supply really is", said the former President.
When a reporter began to question one of the leaders within the Haitian community as to the legitimacy of the story, the leading elder started chanting, "Eh! eh! Bomba, hen! hen!", after which, the reporter began to complain of chest pain and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital.
Also, no word yet as to why JD Vance appears to be growing feathers and a tail.
More news at 11.
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