Well it looks like this date is going to happen tonight based on this text this morning

[HereWeGoAgain]

Not this shit again.....
And Dullass sucks.....

 

[Uncensored2008]

Her or him? Second date for sure if she swallows.

Swallowing Skoal on the first date makes for hellacious burps later in the evening.

 

[Bonzi]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

That's great. Try to not be yourself, it might help

 

[Bonzi]

Oh so much Dallas to put on here but I want fbj to have a good date.....

 

[Unkotare]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

 

[Geaux4it]

Best count his kidneys if something leads to sleep.

Just saying

-Geaux

 

[skye]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Why don't you write a book fbj?

Write a book and get it all out of your system.

Once and for all!

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch? God I feel like I'm in prison and I just pissed off the leader of the cobra kai do Jo. Or was that karate kid?

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Why don't you write a book fbj?

Write a book and get it all out of your system.

Once and for all!

He's doing the research now.

 

[sealybobo]

How to lose a girl in 3 or less dates. Or 50 first dates.

 

[Unkotare]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch?...

Sounds like that's your fantasy, deviant fish.

 

[sealybobo]

"can wait to see you"

So that makes me feel good going into the date unlike the last woman whose first text of the day we were scheduled to meet was something that annoyed while out in public

So we are scheduled to meet in 2 hours and have not received any texts yet asking can we push it to 9pm. Maybe because this woman does not have kids lol

Time to shave

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch?...

Sounds like that's your fantasy, deviant fish.

I would just do my time quietly and let you run your little school of fish but if I started a gang Wed be a murder of ravins.

 

[Hossfly]

Don't forget to wash yer stinky feet.

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch?...

Sounds like that's your fantasy, deviant fish.

I would just do my time quietly and let you run your little school of fish but if I started a gang Wed be a murder of ravins.

An undkindness of ravens, a murder of crows, to be exact, Sealybobo.

 

[Geaux4it]

Dude might be like that poor kid portrayed in the joke 'Duke'. But be for real......

-Geaux

 

[sealybobo]

Wax out ears and floss teeth. Shower and wash your ass and balls. Spray cologne on your nuts. Lotion your hands. Clean your car and tell grandma to stay in her room.

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch?...

Sounds like that's your fantasy, deviant fish.

I would just do my time quietly and let you run your little school of fish but if I started a gang Wed be a murder of ravins.

An undkindness of ravens, a murder of crows, to be exact, Sealybobo.

Damn it! Lol. I just heard it on jeopardy the other day. Argh!

 

[fbj]

Well it is now confirmed that my thinning hair has got me a 2nd date for the 4th time in 2015 which means my hair is not an issue. She actually called when she arrived home and we will be seeing each other soon

I could tell she was very attracted to me going by how nervous she was

 

[Geaux4it]

Well it is now confirmed that my thinning hair has got me a 2nd date for the 4th time in 2015 which means my hair is not an issue. She actually called when she arrived home and we will be seeing each other soon

I could tell she was very attracted to me going by how nervous she was

 

[sealybobo]

Well it is now confirmed that my thinning hair has got me a 2nd date for the 4th time in 2015 which means my hair is not an issue. She actually called when she arrived home and we will be seeing each other soon

I could tell she was very attracted to me going by how nervous she was

What about you? Could you see her being your shorty?

 

[fbj]

Well it is now confirmed that my thinning hair has got me a 2nd date for the 4th time in 2015 which means my hair is not an issue. She actually called when she arrived home and we will be seeing each other soon

I could tell she was very attracted to me going by how nervous she was

What about you? Could you see her being your shorty?

Not sure yet but at this point I have to take what I can get until I get a few more hits

 

[Hossfly]

Stop touching yourself and go post on something else, deviant fish.

Is fbj your bitch?...

Sounds like that's your fantasy, deviant fish.

I would just do my time quietly and let you run your little school of fish but if I started a gang Wed be a murder of ravins.

An undkindness of ravens, a murder of crows, to be exact, Sealybobo.

Damn it! Lol. I just heard it on jeopardy the other day. Argh!

Check out this partial list. Very informative.

A bevy of quail
A bouquet of pheasants [when flushed]
A brood of hens
A building of rooks
A cast of hawks [or falcons]
A charm of finches
A colony of penguins
A company of parrots
A congregation of plovers
A cover of coots
A covey of partridges [or grouse or ptarmigans]
A deceit of lapwings
A descent of woodpeckers
A dissimulation of birds
A dole of doves
An exaltation of larks
A fall of woodcocks
A flight of swallows [or doves, goshawks, or cormorants]
A gaggle of geese [wild or domesticated]
A host of sparrows
A kettle of hawks [riding a thermal]
A murmuration of starlings
A murder of crows
A muster of storks
A nye of pheasants [on the ground]
An ostentation of peacocks
A paddling of ducks [on the water]
A parliament of owls
A party of jays
A peep of chickens
A pitying of turtledoves
A raft of ducks
A rafter of turkeys
A siege of herons
A skein of geese [in flight]
A sord of mallards
A spring of teal
A tidings of magpies
A trip of dotterel
An unkindness of ravens
A watch of nightingales
A wedge of swans [or geese, flying in a "V"]
A wisp of snipe