Well it looks like this date is going to happen tonight based on this text this morning

[Bonzi]

How's it going with your new girl?

Well are in contact with each other and will be seeing each other next week

"next week"? tomorrow is Friday. .

Just paid rent and not going out until next weekend

Dude, what are you doing? You don't have enough money to take the girl out because you had to pay rent? So, rent took your whole paycheck? Why don't you learn how to budget your fucking money better than that? Also, rent is usually due on the first day of the month. Today is the third day of the month, so you are late. You need to set aside half of January's rent from your next paycheck, then half from the next check (assuming you get 2 more in December) so that you can pay January's rent on time. If you set some rent money aside each pay check then you will have better cash flow.

You went on a date with this chick and she wants to see you again, right? You need to strike when the fire is hot. That you are being responsible and waiting until you have money to go on the date is a good thing. But my point is that if you managed your budget better then you could pay your rent on time and still have a little money to use on a date this weekend. Have you at least gone online and read about creating a budget for yourself?

As long as a day is set and I am showing interest that is all that matters

Here's the question... are you REALLY interested..... in them, as a person? Just wondering.....

 

[Iron Head]

Fbj.... The Smoooooooooooove Operator!

 

[Iron Head]

Well are in contact with each other and will be seeing each other next week

"next week"? tomorrow is Friday. .

Just paid rent and not going out until next weekend

Dude, what are you doing? You don't have enough money to take the girl out because you had to pay rent? So, rent took your whole paycheck? Why don't you learn how to budget your fucking money better than that? Also, rent is usually due on the first day of the month. Today is the third day of the month, so you are late. You need to set aside half of January's rent from your next paycheck, then half from the next check (assuming you get 2 more in December) so that you can pay January's rent on time. If you set some rent money aside each pay check then you will have better cash flow.

You went on a date with this chick and she wants to see you again, right? You need to strike when the fire is hot. That you are being responsible and waiting until you have money to go on the date is a good thing. But my point is that if you managed your budget better then you could pay your rent on time and still have a little money to use on a date this weekend. Have you at least gone online and read about creating a budget for yourself?

As long as a day is set and I am showing interest that is all that matters

Here's the question... are you REALLY interested..... in them, as a person? Just wondering.....

What do you think? He is probably a robot on these "dates". The fbj dating paradigm is meet, buy dinner, fuck, end date.

 

[Iron Head]

You got to love fbj, though. At least he works and can hold a job.

 

[Bonzi]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

 

[fbj]

Well are in contact with each other and will be seeing each other next week

"next week"? tomorrow is Friday. .

Just paid rent and not going out until next weekend

Dude, what are you doing? You don't have enough money to take the girl out because you had to pay rent? So, rent took your whole paycheck? Why don't you learn how to budget your fucking money better than that? Also, rent is usually due on the first day of the month. Today is the third day of the month, so you are late. You need to set aside half of January's rent from your next paycheck, then half from the next check (assuming you get 2 more in December) so that you can pay January's rent on time. If you set some rent money aside each pay check then you will have better cash flow.

You went on a date with this chick and she wants to see you again, right? You need to strike when the fire is hot. That you are being responsible and waiting until you have money to go on the date is a good thing. But my point is that if you managed your budget better then you could pay your rent on time and still have a little money to use on a date this weekend. Have you at least gone online and read about creating a budget for yourself?

As long as a day is set and I am showing interest that is all that matters

You sly fox! String 'em along and keep 'em hungry for more... That's your game, eh? Smooth, dude, smooooooooth!

Now you got it. Lol

 

[fbj]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

 

[Bonzi]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

 

[Iron Head]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

 

[Bonzi]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Thank honey! You made me smile!!! (I'm serious!)

 

[Bonzi]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

 

[Iron Head]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

 

[Bonzi]

He knows what he wants - if he's not just horsing around on here and is for real, at least he's being honest... or rather, being "real" - a lot of men probably think like this.... or worse.....

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

 

[Iron Head]

Think like what

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

I do not that this proviso was needed. It's shit like that that probably annoys your hubby.

 

[Bonzi]

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

I do not that this proviso was needed. It's shit like that that probably annoys your hubby.

He's slug me if I said that....

 

[Bonzi]

Like dating is a manipulation game....

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

I do not that this proviso was needed. It's shit like that that probably annoys your hubby.

I like talking to you - it was a compliment - I'm just not very good about giving them.....

 

[Iron Head]

Goddamnit, Bonzi, don't start screwing around with his head! The guy finally sticks his nose outside of his flop house apartment and meets a girl who is not inclined to press charges and you are trying to fuck it up before it really gets started! Leave him alone!

Fbj, don't listen to her. If she possessed such valuable wisdom then her life would not be such a colossal trainwreck. Use your head, dude!

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

I do not that this proviso was needed. It's shit like that that probably annoys your hubby.

I like talking to you - it was a compliment - I'm just not very good about giving them.....

Obviously.

 

[Bonzi]

Wanna go for a ride.....?

Without socks?

This is the only interesting conversation going on here today (that I can find) - sad!

I do not that this proviso was needed. It's shit like that that probably annoys your hubby.

I like talking to you - it was a compliment - I'm just not very good about giving them.....

Obviously.

At least I'm not talking about how ugly your teeth are and things other say to you. I say something slightly off and you get a wild hair up your ass! I'm the nicest person on here to you.... yet, I still annoy you

Catch any witches lately

 

[fbj]

I want Bonzi to walk on my back

 

[Bonzi]

I want Bonzi to walk on my back

I'm flattered.
But it probably won't happen.
Do you think your new girl will do it?