What can you make out of cucumbers?

[MarathonMike]

We ended up with a bunch of cucumbers from a produce sale. What can you do with cucumbers other than a summer salad or smoothie? Any ideas? I'm thinking of throwing them out in the desert so the animals will eat them.

 

[Rambunctious]

Ask anyone this but Toro....

 

[progressive hunter]

cucumber recipes - Google Search

 

[okfine]

Mu Shu

 

[WinterBorn]

Make pickles! I have my grandmother's recipe for "9 Day Pickles" that are delicious, if you like a sweet pickle.

 

[Rambunctious]

I slice them very thin and douse them in rice wine vinegar and cherry tomatoes..

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

We ended up with a bunch of cucumbers from a produce sale. What can you do with cucumbers other than a summer salad or smoothie? Any ideas? I'm thinking of throwing them out in the desert so the animals will eat them.

Cucumber soup..hot or cold..always good!

Simple Cucumber Soup

A light cucumber soup made with peeled cucumbers, zucchini, garlic, and vegetable broth; just sauté, simmer, then blend until smooth and creamy.

www.allrecipes.com

Hot Cucumber Soup Recipe - Food.com

My friend Liza, who works for my parent company, just emailed me this recipe. Liza likes to surf Zaar for recipes, but hasn't joined as a member yet.

www.food.com

 

[Toro]

Ask anyone this but Toro....

 

[Toro]

As per the OP, I love cucumber sandwiches!

White bread, sliced cucumbers slathered in mayo and drowned in pepper.

Good stuff.

 

[BackAgain]

Why am I thinking about pickles and dildos?

True story. In college, my buddy walked into his then girlfriend’s dorm room with that girlfriend. It was a ”double.” The girlfriend’s roommate was in — masturbating with a big old cucumber. (Behind her back she was forever after known as “pickles.”)

My pal and his girlfriend quickly left. But the guy was a cut up. He walked right back in a second later to pronounce, “that’s college!”

 

[MarathonMike]

Make pickles! I have my grandmother's recipe for "9 Day Pickles" that are delicious, if you like a sweet pickle.

Not a fan, but I guess that's something.

 

[MarathonMike]

As per the OP, I love cucumber sandwiches!

White bread, sliced cucumbers slathered in mayo and drowned in pepper.

Good stuff.

Hmmm doesn't sound super healthy but worth a try.

 

[okfine]

Why am I thinking about pickles and dildos?

True story. In college, my buddy walked into his then girlfriend’s dorm room with that girlfriend. It was a ”double.” The girlfriend’s roommate was in — masturbating with a big old cucumber. (Behind her back she was forever after known as “pickles.”)

My pal and his girlfriend quickly left. But the guy was a cut up. He walked right back in a second later to pronounce, “that’s college!”

"Why am I thinking about pickles and dildos?"

Because you're a dick.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

We ended up with a bunch of cucumbers from a produce sale. What can you do with cucumbers other than a summer salad or smoothie? Any ideas? I'm thinking of throwing them out in the desert so the animals will eat them.

If you put them in Brine......

 

[BackAgain]

"Why am I thinking about pickles and dildos?"

Because you're a dick.

Zzz.

Projection.

Although it might be more accurately noted that you’re more of a pussy.

 

[Winco]

Why am I thinking about pickles and dildos?

Dildos........You think about Dildos?

Then you share that you think about Dildos.

No one here is surprised.

 

[BackAgain]

Dildos........You think about Dildos?

Then you share that you think about Dildos.

No one here is surprised.

 

[jack3]

I eat a lot of them just out-of-hand. They're great in the morning when you don't want something heavy. I also like to eat them when recovering from an illness. If grapefruit is too sweet when recovering from illness, then cucumber is a non-sweet fruit that hits the spot. More neutral than most foods.

If you want to preserve them a little longer, then try green boxes or bags. I keep produce far longer with these. Debbie Meyer is one brand. Do an internet search. Cucumbers won't last as long in the green boxes as most produce, but it will give you a few more days.

 

[Toro]

Hmmm doesn't sound super healthy but worth a try.

Use light mayo

 

[Dekster]

We ended up with a bunch of cucumbers from a produce sale. What can you do with cucumbers other than a summer salad or smoothie? Any ideas? I'm thinking of throwing them out in the desert so the animals will eat them.

I make bread and butter hot pickles with them, but they really aren't as horrible as they look if you grate them up and use them to top dishes. Basically like a relish without the pickling part.

Also if you stick a piece of duct tape on the end and stick it up your butt, I imagine you could retrieve the flashlight from Trump's light therapy way to avoid COVID.