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Mayor Rob FordFor me...Bob Saget, then and now.
he's cute! reminds me of an actor too.... (never mind, it's a co-worker...)
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Mayor Rob FordFor me...Bob Saget, then and now.
Mayor Rob Ford was that fat crack head in Canada. He just diedMayor Rob FordFor me...Bob Saget, then and now.
he's cute! reminds me of an actor too....
On boobs...it is all proportionate to body style.
My biggest turn-ons are legs, neck and shoulders, eyes, smile, hair, ass and breast.
Long hair is a killer, big eyes and a pretty smile and this big ole' tough guy turns to jelly.
No, no , no,,, NO...you are a good girl.......and smart...you made me laugh a bunch with your witty retorts....who do you LOOK like. FACE
but no, it has to turn into boobs and butts... pervs! (I know I posted a pic of my boobs, I'm stupid too.....)
You clearly have no foot fetish cause that shit hotGeeez, what ONCE was a randy little conversation with some naughty tales of ribaldry has turned into a total gross-fest...thanks a lot.......Ravi's celebrity doppleganger:
oooh I'm telling G.T.!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!You clearly have no foot fetish cause that shit hotGeeez, what ONCE was a randy little conversation with some naughty tales of ribaldry has turned into a total gross-fest...thanks a lot.......Ravi's celebrity doppleganger:
oooh I'm telling G.T.!!!!
On boobs...it is all proportionate to body style.
My biggest turn-ons are legs, neck and shoulders, eyes, smile, hair, ass and breast.
Long hair is a killer, big eyes and a pretty smile and this big ole' tough guy turns to jelly.
Until you see a set of big uns and get all distracted.
That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.
I'm trying to make dinner at the same time as posting, and it's not really working out very well. I just turned on the wrong burner for my corn!! This thread is distracting me! Lol!
That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.
I'm trying to make dinner at the same time as posting, and it's not really working out very well. I just turned on the wrong burner for my corn!! This thread is distracting me! Lol!
Put a litle chili powder on that corn...yep...chili powder
That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.
How do you know she didn't pee on you?
I'm trying to make dinner at the same time as posting, and it's not really working out very well. I just turned on the wrong burner for my corn!! This thread is distracting me! Lol!
Put a litle chili powder on that corn...yep...chili powder
I've done that with corn on the cob but never with canned corn. Usually just butter, salt and pepper.
I'm trying to make dinner at the same time as posting, and it's not really working out very well. I just turned on the wrong burner for my corn!! This thread is distracting me! Lol!
Put a litle chili powder on that corn...yep...chili powder
I've done that with corn on the cob but never with canned corn. Usually just butter, salt and pepper.
Oh my.....canned corn...must...not...say...
It wasn't a stream......this stuff was projectile like and very concentrated and it had an extremely sweet taste to it and her body was convulsing....usually when a girl pisses on me due boredom or a full bladder? It doesn't do that....it just kind of leaks out and she is usually asleep by that time....I ain't very good....That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.
How do you know she didn't pee on you?
I'm trying to make dinner at the same time as posting, and it's not really working out very well. I just turned on the wrong burner for my corn!! This thread is distracting me! Lol!
Put a litle chili powder on that corn...yep...chili powder
I've done that with corn on the cob but never with canned corn. Usually just butter, salt and pepper.
Oh my.....canned corn...must...not...say...
I don't mind canned corn. I don't like creamed corn though. Yuck.
I am just kiddin'...I rock worlds.....That just reminded me...I had a girlfriend that could do that but from a different area and it hit me in the face......and I thought "Well, this is interesting...let's see where this takes us"...later I told her (as we were snuggling) I said "I didn't know you had that talent" and she said "You never asked and I doubted that you could ever take me there...so what would be the point?"....then she gave me a condescending " you're such a goooood boy" and squeezed my cheeks as if to placate me.......how in the fuck do you digest that bit of info?...I didn't know whether to feel insulted or a feeling of accomplishment....love confuses and perplexes me....I must go now.Yup, Will and Grace. So remember, half the boobs you think are big, are probably not really big. Deception.
How do you know she didn't pee on you?
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Lol.