What's up with no canned biscuits being available?

[1srelluc]

I'm seeing the same lament on a lot of sites.....Myself I've only seen a shortage of Pillsbury products.

LOL....I guess we will be making our own Hardtack and liking it before long what with Tater as POTUS for three more years.

Here, I'll help.

 

[Moonglow]

Do you not know how to make biscuits?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I used to be a baker.
Please..........biscuits are easy peasy.
Make your own dough, cut them up for baking, then store them in an air tight container and put in the freezer until ready to put in the oven.

 

[mak2]

Our local Kroger had tons of canned biscuits. I think it was yesterday I was there.

 

[occupied]

Do you not know how to make biscuits?

That's what I was going to ask. Biscuits are easy and only have three ingredients.

 

[JohnDB]

Logistics issue...truck drivers are doing a protest.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

For those that can only "add water" to make something............

 

[Moonglow]

That's what I was going to ask. Biscuits are easy and only have three ingredients.

Four ingredients you have to mix them.

 

[1srelluc]

Do you not know how to make biscuits?

The only time I mess with it is when I make squirrel gravy....Nothing like squirrel gravy over a halved homemade Cathead biscuit.....or three.

 

[Moonglow]

The only time I mess with it is when I make squirrel gravy....Nothing like squirrel gravy over a halved homemade Cathead biscuit.....or three.

No mouse mixer?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

The only time I mess with it is when I make squirrel gravy....Nothing like squirrel gravy over a halved homemade Cathead biscuit.....or three.

And they say Texans are "red necked"...............LOL

 

[occupied]

Four ingredients you have to mix them.

I use dixie lily self-rising flour, crisco and buttermilk.

 

[Moonglow]

I use dixie lily self-rising flour, crisco and buttermilk.

The fourth ingedient is the mixing.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

The fourth ingedient is the mixing.

Oh damn.................I thought it was LOVE.

 

[fncceo]

Pillsbury CANNED biscuits?!

That's the third saddest thing I've heard today.

 

[fncceo]

Oh damn.................I thought it was LOVE.

No, that would be cocaine.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Our local Kroger had tons of canned biscuits. I think it was yesterday I was there.

Your district Komisar must have an in with your local party apparatchik in charge of biscuit distribution.

In my sector we have not been able to get biscuits for weeks.

Mother is getting very distraught.

I am thinking of joining a revolutionary work party some hectares away in another district.

Perhaps they will have biscuits there?

We also need shoelaces and good metal staples.



Long live Je Oh Bai Dung!

Long live the glorious people's revolution!

 

[mak2]

The only time I mess with it is when I make squirrel gravy....Nothing like squirrel gravy over a halved homemade Cathead biscuit.....or three.

Your district Komisar must have an in with your local party apparatchik in charge of biscuit distribution.

In my sector we have not been able to get biscuits for weeks.

Mother is getting very distraught.

I am thinking of joining a revolutionary work party some hectares away in another district.

Perhaps they will have biscuits there?

We also need shoelaces and good metal staples.



Long live Je Oh Bai Dung!

Long live the glorious people's revolution!

If you have cash and come alone I can load you up with with all that stuff. And I have ammo.

 

[Concerned American]

For those that can only "add water" to make something............

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Wow, when did Betty Crocker take over Bisquick? There is Krusteaz as well.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

If you have cash and come alone I can load you up with with all that stuff. And I have ammo.

Ammo!

You are in direct violation of party directive number one!

Counter Revolutionary!

I must report you to Big Brother.


Long Live Supreme Party Secretary Bai Dung!